Author Topic: BROCK LESNAR!!! CAPITAL LETTERS BABY!!! (Read 13227 times)

spinnis · « **on:** February 02, 2008, 08:02:17 AM »

The future is here folk the man will take UFC with storm!
He will DESTROY anyone is his path 6"5 250pound monster and can move like a 150 gymnast!
He can do a Shooting star suplex at 250pounds!!!!!!!!!
I would want to see Fat ass Silvia try that!!!

The opponents doesn't matter what matters is that Brock is a fucking TANK!!!
After he Cruses Mir he will KILL Tim Silvia and then all the haters will cry!!!

The Funny thing is if he would to train for BB 4 years with a ton of roids he would probably
place top 10 in the Mr O.
But hey thats how he roll!

Just look at this the man is a WRESTLER and looks like this!!
We have people working their ass of in the gym and doesn't even come close to this!!

This is the time for a famous quote

BOOM BANG BING BITCHES!!!!!

And for anyone who thinks that Dagger looks like a Dick should have their GAY mind checked!!!

Call me a Brock schmoe if you want to.

All I have to say is

TEEEEEEAM LESNAR!!!!

My spelling doesn't matter My grammer doesn't matter Nothing But Brock will matter after tonight baby!!
He will PUNCH A HOLE THRU THE OCATAGON!!!!

Why you ask?...... BECAUSE HE CAN!!! BOOM!!!

the WWE was Entertainment but he threw around 300pound dudes like there was NO TOMORROW!!!
I mean WTF !!!!

Just read and weep!!!

Lesnar finished his amateur career as a two-time NJCAA All-American, two-time NCAA All-American, two-time Big Ten Champion, and the 2000 NCAA heavyweight champion with a record of 106-5 overall in four years of college.[8][9]

No HW comes even close to this!!!!!!

Did you guys see that BROCK LESNAR AT UFC ALL ACCES?!?!

No?
DO IT!!

spinnis · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:03:28 AM »

Can someone please change the topic to CAPITAL LETTERS?!

BROCK LESNAR!!!

m8 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:04:52 AM »

We already covered this.
Chabal > "penis-on-chest" Lesnar

spinnis · « **Reply #3 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:06:50 AM »

Quote from: m8 on February 02, 2008, 08:04:52 AM

We already covered this.
Chabal > "penis-on-chest" Lesnar

Chabal withoyt his beard and all would CRY!!! in the presence Of Lesnar.

Can you imagine what Lesnar and Chabal would do if they teamed up?
They would rule the fucking world!!!!!!

spinnis · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:07:36 AM »

Just look at this MONSTER!!!

spinnis · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:09:32 AM »

First MMA fight..

The guy just gave up when he felt the WRATH!!!! of Brocks hands!!

His hand almost didn´t fit into the XXL MMA gloves..
He is currently waiting for his XXXL gloves (True story)

That´s how much of a monster BROCK IS!!

m8 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:11:25 AM »

Quote from: spinnis on February 02, 2008, 08:06:50 AM

Can you imagine what Lesnar and Chabal would do if they teamed up?

Indeed

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:31:14 AM »

TEAM LESNAR

he is going to MURDER mir

spinnis · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:32:35 AM »

I understand you guys are too Shocked to answear so im gonna keep talking to myself!!

TEAM LESNAR IS THE WAY TO GO!!

Just look at hime DWARFING the 7"4 GIANT!!

spinnis · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:33:49 AM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on February 02, 2008, 08:31:14 AM

TEAM LESNAR

he is going to MURDER mir

Mir should give up right now what is he THINKING!!!!

LESNAR!!!

spinnis · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:36:57 AM »

Just listen to this!!!

Brock Lesnar] is only the second man in the history of combat sports in Nevada to wear size 4XL gloves, the other being South Korean giant Choi Hong-man, who is 7-3 and 367 pounds.”

CAN you imagine what kind of dammage he is going to do with those hand?!?!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:39:50 AM »

Lesnar looks like pork sausage - my vote goes to Mir.
The penis-knife is surely a "throatcutter"

spinnis · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:41:59 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on February 02, 2008, 08:39:50 AM

Lesnar looks like pork sausage - my vote goes to Mir.
The penis-knife is surely a "throatcutter"

Its good to see Post,s like this..

Brock is even appealing to the Gay community!!
Thats how fucking good the man is!

spinnis · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:42:41 AM »

Just listen to this story

"Then there was his training partner who said that he thought he got kneed on the 1st day of practice by brock when he just got tapped. i think he just has really thick hand bones combined with monster strength"

OMG!

spinnis · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:44:50 AM »

Another Brock info!!

Brock is 6'3 and Sylvia is 6'6. Sylvia is notorious for having a huge reach. Brock was measured against Sylvia and has a longer reach. If you look at a weigh-in photo, you can see Brock's arms go down to his knees. He's like a gorrilla.

The man is as APLHA as it gets!!

Bluto · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:45:32 AM »

how come you guys dont bet on tonights show? thats the proper way to join team lesnar

we've been talking about him for ages on teh mma board

betting thread

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=197076.0

LESNAR-MIR Preview; Predictions

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=197916.0

TEAM LESNAR VS TEAM MIR!

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=198358.0

spinnis · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:46:10 AM »

HERE IS THE UFC ALL ACCESS!!!!

WATCH IT GUYS!!!

http://www.stage6.com/user/EvilMasterMMA/video/2167272/UFC-All-Access:-Brock-Lesnar

Sable is his wife.

The man is not only the most Dangerous man in the World. He is a damn PIMP!

spinnis · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:47:12 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on February 02, 2008, 08:45:32 AM

how come you guys dont bet on tonights show? thats the proper way to join team lesnar

Beacause IM the owner of Team Lesnar from now on.

Why?

Because I said so and LESNAR WOULD AGREE!!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:50:05 AM »

He's a brute and powerful looking - but what is so great about him?

spinnis · « **Reply #19 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:53:00 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on February 02, 2008, 08:50:05 AM

He's a brute and powerful looking - but what is so great about him?

Lesnar finished his amateur career as a two-time NJCAA All-American, two-time NCAA All-American, two-time Big Ten Champion, and the 2000 NCAA heavyweight champion with a record of 106-5 overall in four years of college.

106-5

and 1-0 in MMA the guy Almost started crying when BROCK started to punch him..
Thats whats so great with him.
And he can move like you never have seen a 6"4 guy move before..
He can do a damn SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!

spinnis · « **Reply #20 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:00:01 AM »

calmus · « **Reply #21 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:08:17 AM »

Lesnars like 6'2".....smaller hands= more concentration of punching power= more damage. Why do you think boxers wear those giant gloves?

Rena Mero= washed up old hag that everyone in WWF slep with, which is why Lesnare wanted to leave her ass numerous times.

And why does he have a dildo tattooed on his chest?

spinnis · « **Reply #22 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:09:33 AM »

Quote from: calmus on February 02, 2008, 09:08:17 AM

And why does he have a dildo tattooed on his chest?

Once again the Gay supporters stepping in!!

spinnis · « **Reply #23 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:13:51 AM »

The biggest Profile is officially on TEAM LESNAR

....Squadfather!!

Currently awaiting an answear from SS.

This shit is exclusive !!!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #24 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:17:06 AM »

Ok, watched a few vids regarding this upcoming fight - very impressive.
Still voting for Mir, because he has a cooler voice.
Let's see....