You're big, but my brother/cousin/friend/coworker is bigger than you

[Man of Steel]

hahahah. . . this shit is hilarious!  I always find it funny when you run into a girl you know and she's there with her tiny tit boyfriend who immediatly you can tell is self concious because he starts flexing his 12 inch bi's hard and puffs out his chest!!  Then they always say some shit like "I usually look bigger but haven't been able to train lately cuz I threw out my shoulder snow boarding, so how much you bench anyways?"  This shit is funny as hell.  You know too that soon as you walk away his girl has to say something to help his crushed ego like "I don't know why he tries to get so big, that looks gross", meanwhile inside her pants the "wet environment" tells a whole different story!!

I wish I could make a woman wet like that.  

[Rearden Metal]

My old training partner and I were at a party one night and this guys starts talking about watching us train several years ago.  He told his buddy that he watched us do 500 for reps on bench press.  Greg and I looked at each other and laughed our asses off!!  We then told him and his friend that neither of us have ever benched 500...EVER!

hahaha I see what you did there!

[bigbobs]

hahaha one guy I knew about 5 years ago would always talk about his two uncles he had - apparently one was a bodybuilder and one was a powerlifter - both in India.  The powerlifter had a "2000 lb max squat!"  No that's not a typo.  And once he was also able to wrestle down a bull that had been staring down two cute girls lol.

[triple_pickle]

a friend of mine told me his father used to biceps curl 315 for reps

[bigbobs]

Vince Goodrum, CSN MFT said he "does not go very heavy" on bench press and therefore does up to 315 for 8-12 reps.   

[SS]

"man you should of seen this guy!......no offense bro he was twice your size"

 

[Captain Equipoise]

Amazing how it's always hear-say , no one ever has any proof or any sign that they were possibly 300lbs. at 2% bf  only 3 years ago, and now they're 135lbs. with a gut..   

[Man of Steel]

Quotes from random "once a week Rambos" at gyms I've trained at:

"I used to have arms like that."


"I used to put up 400lbs on bench anyday of the week, but I quit cause I didn't wanna get bulky cause of my running."


"I need to get back training seriously again....I promised myself I'd never let my bench get under 350lbs again."


"Back in the service guys like you were a dime a dozen.   I was your size and I was a small guy."

[Captain Equipoise]

"I used to have arms like that."

Hahahaha... yeah, oddly enough there's no recorded evidence of it.. not even one picture... but yeah.. I used to be all jacked like with 20" arms, weighing 260..
  

[bigbobs]

Or how many times have you heard, "He wasn't as big as you, but he was cut"

[Thealmightyronald]

Or how many times have you heard, "He wasn't as big as you, but he was cut"

haha... translation: he was a skinny shit

[gordiano]

hahahaa, they always know a guy who was training for the Mr. Olympia, World's Strongest Man, the Olympics, the World Powerlifting Championships, the IBF Heavyweight Boxing Championship and the UFC Superheavyweight crown all at the same time but got injured.

Onlyme?