Author Topic: Mississippi outlaws serving food to fat people!  (Read 552 times)

thisiskeith12

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Mississippi outlaws serving food to fat people!
« on: February 06, 2008, 07:23:00 PM »
http://junkfoodscience.blogspot.com/2008/01/no-fat-people-allowed-only-slim-will-be.html

Ba da ba ba baaaaa.... I'm lovin' it!




EDIT: I have a better idea, let's just kill them instead!

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Re: Mississippi outlaws serving food to fat people!
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 07:30:21 PM »
awesome.  now if we can just get them banned from buffet's and mcdonalds

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Re: Mississippi outlaws serving food to fat people!
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2008, 07:46:28 PM »
"Should this pass, scales will appear at the door of restaurants, people with BMIs of 30 or higher won’t be allowed to be served. And to comply with government regulations, restaurants will have to keep records of patrons' BMIs."


HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA This means that they will go by height to weight ratio to measure ones BMI. Over half the guy on here would get turned away. So some fat beer belly guy with no muscle can get served as long as his weight is OK. You guys better hope that they don't use the standard Metropolitan Life Insurance chart.

So according to this chart anyone who is 6ft tall and weight 221 or more is obese and gets called a fatty and has to leave. HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA