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Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« on: February 08, 2008, 11:43:19 AM »
Dear Thomas:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady &
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have
been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and has been persuing his bodybuilding career, and  he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs.. Sheila Usk



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2008, 11:47:43 AM »
lol hope this helps  :D

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 11:49:25 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2008, 12:17:35 PM »
hilarious ;D

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 12:23:20 PM »
Why men should NEVER write advice columns



Why not?  I'm no mechanic, but it sounds like his advice was right on the money.
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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 12:24:52 PM »
nice

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2008, 12:27:28 PM »
 :)

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 02:41:36 PM »

  This is no laughing matter.... :o  debris in the fuel line could ruin the carb.

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2008, 02:45:20 PM »
huhh... change the fuel filter first. ::)
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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 11:42:00 PM »
:D
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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2008, 02:41:30 AM »
huhh... change the fuel filter first. ::)

  it was a joke   ::)

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2008, 05:53:50 AM »
i fail to see where he gave bad advice ???

fucking the neighbor once ur wife has popped out a few kids is perfectly normal, used up pussy sucks, new pussy is always better

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2008, 02:54:52 PM »
  it was a joke   ::)
Still, a real man would know that shit.
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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2008, 02:56:23 PM »
ttt......

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2008, 03:36:08 PM »
Still, a real man would know that shit.

so come talk to us when you are a man ...boy.

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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2008, 04:41:01 PM »
so come talk to us when you are a man ...boy.
awww did i hurt your feeling? Poor GetbigTrannyHo#1, doesn't know shit about cars. ;D
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Re: Why men should NEVER write advice columns
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2008, 04:47:43 PM »
awww did i hurt your feeling? Poor GetbigTrannyHo#1, doesn't know shit about cars. ;D

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