Bare with me on this
So last night I had just been to Gym and done a back workout (Pulldowns, chins, T-bar rows, BB rows
) and I was on my way to pick up my Missus from work at about 8:30 pm. It had been raining and the roads where a little wet, just another Melbourne Summer
.
I pull up to a set of lights and there are 2 cars in front of me. So the light turns green but the first car doesn't go so I wait a min then beep the horn to get him moving. So all of a sudden the guy in the front car just hammers it foot to the floor, and goes screaming off up the road
. About 150-200m down the road he looses it and spins out of control slamming into the railing on a bridge and bouncing back out across the road facing the opposite way
, car is totalled, I'm like
WTF.
So the guy in front of me pulls over and him and his girlfriend jump out and run over to the car, I find a safe place to pull over and do the same. The guy is probably 20 with a average to skinny build,
his girlfriend is prob 4'11 pretty thin, c cup id say, long brown hair, nice face.....funny the things we tend to notice first isn't it
.
As i get there the guy that pulled over is yanking on the drivers side door trying to get the guy free of the wreakage. I can see that the guy in the car has a bit of blood running down his face and is conscious but a bit out of it. The guy then turns to me and his Girlfriend and says
"the door is stuck, it wont budge". He says to his girl "Give me your phone and I'll call an ambulance" so she hands him the phone and he starts to dial.
Anyway while he's dialing I see that there is fluid leaking from the mid rear of the car and as i get closer I can smell gas, I ask the guy if he turned the ignition off, and he says No. So I'm like
fuck this I brace one foot on the back door and grab onto the front door with both hands and scream
"LIGHT WEIGHT BABY" and Farking tear the thing the off its fucking hinges
. *
In all honesty i think the door must have been hanging by scraps of metal as it felt like it came off pretty easy, but it must have looked pretty good lol
.
So I slowly get the guy out of the car and turn off the ignition and with the help of the girlfriend (the boyfriend is still on the phone) move him to a safer location.
Now here is the good bit, so once the guy seems ok and is sitting on the curb and the boyfriend is now talking to the cops on the phone, the girlfriend turns to me and says,
"That was really great, you must workout don't you" . So I can tell shes diggin me as shes looking at me and eyeing off my massive 15" guns
and not even caring about what her boyfriend is doing. She told me her name was Kelly and where she worked etc all while there is this dude bleeding on the sidewalk in front of us. I kind of felt sorry for the boyfriend thb.......well not that sorry for him that I wasn't
thinking about boning his Missus
......
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Anyways this was pretty much exactly how it happened and i gotta say it felt pretty good, and i would say that there is a 98% chance that I could have nailed the girlfriend if her guy wasn't there. I think it's the whole protector thing, or like how chicks dig firemen etc, something about it must just get em off
.
Discuss
* I didn't actually scream "Light weight baby".....but i wish i did
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