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Bob Chicks one liners
« on: February 11, 2008, 10:49:32 AM »
[edit] Bob's one liners
"Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft."
"It's not how much you lift, but how much it looks like you can lift."
"Speak up Marmaduke."
"Back in the day."
"There's no line at the decline!"
"Lining up at the chin-up bar, and look there is no line"
"Get over it...its Bodybuilding, its not gay"

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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2008, 10:53:08 AM »
"marrage is grand, but divorce is 50 grand"
"lookin big as a house brother"
"that No Patience guy is the fucking man"

ok, so i made up the last one
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2008, 10:53:55 AM »
"Call cutlers's wife ugly and I will destroy you"

"I can get your personal information from the bb.com and ruin life"

"I own piece a of bb.com"

"yes, sir, will do"

"I will get back to you, I need to ask Weider what he thinks first"
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2008, 10:55:14 AM »
"CHECK OUT THE WHEELS ON VIC"
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 10:55:55 AM »
" Just cause I roll on the ground when weider tells me to doesnt make me a lapdog'
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2008, 10:59:06 AM »
"Yeah, i definitely think (insert whatever jim manion thinks)."
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 11:02:41 AM »
"Just because I fuck over the athletes and take the side of management whenever Manion tells me to, that doesn't make me a Company Man!"
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 11:11:26 AM »
CORRECTOMUNDO....
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2008, 11:15:35 AM »
Quote from: Lamplighterx on February 11, 2008, 10:55:14 AM
"CHECK OUT THE WHEELS ON VIC"

Didn't he say this to the guy in the wheelchair??  Caught me off guard with that one  ;D
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2008, 11:16:14 AM »
Peanut Gallery  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2008, 11:26:13 AM »
"You can win lots of amateur shows, you can win Mr.USA and compete in the Olympia, but you haven't truly made it until you've got your own dish at The Firehouse"
"If it comes down to the hair, i've got it in the bag"
"It's supertrainer Tom Prince on the phone"
"No I don't jump outta cakes. Go ask Rodney St. Cloud if you want that stuff"
"You're not out killin' people or settin' jags on fire"
"Number 3 in your programs, number 1 in your hearts... hopefully"
"They had some food down here, but all the amateurs took it... the freakin' bastards"
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2008, 11:28:10 AM »
Peter McFat: Bob, you have a face made for radio

Bob:  How about that..
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2008, 11:29:46 AM »
What was his excuse when the bb.com Fan's Choice for the Olympia wasn't mentioned? That one's a classic.

He's totally gonna delete this thread.
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2008, 11:31:04 AM »
"Allow me to clarify"

"Joe had nothing to do with it"

"Dan pretty much summed it up, but allow me to retort"

"Basically, Lee screwed Lee...again"

"you are correct sir!"

"same shit, different fool"





In reply to anything Goatboy has to say...."Loser"

In reply to anything Vince Basile has to say...."Seems to me you're a old, fat fuck"

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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2008, 11:32:00 AM »
"People seem to think that we get our foods from Weider farms"
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2008, 11:38:18 AM »
"Let me ask you this..."

By the way, I think it is "Speak up, Mameluke" not Marmaduke.  Bob refers to Kamali as his "mamaluke brother."  Could be that Bob is referring to King's Islamic heritage and to mameluke soldiers who fought for Muslim Caliphs.  (See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamluk)  I am sure Bob can enlighten us as to why he calls King his Mameluke/Marmeluke/Mamluk brother.
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2008, 11:40:29 AM »
Quote from: dantelis on February 11, 2008, 11:38:18 AM
"Let me ask you this..."

By the way, I think it is "Speak up, Mameluke" not Marmaduke.  Bob refers to Kamali as his "mamaluke brother."  Could be that Bob is referring to King's Islamic heritage and to mameluke soldiers who fought for Muslim Caliphs.  (See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamluk)  I am sure Bob can enlighten us as to why he calls King his Mameluke/Marmeluke/Mamluk brother.

Mamaluke is a word that Italians use...
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2008, 11:43:59 AM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on February 11, 2008, 11:02:41 AM
"Just because I fuck over the athletes and take the side of management whenever Manion tells me to, that doesn't make me a Company Man!"

     game, set , match  ;D
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2008, 11:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Go 4 It on February 11, 2008, 11:40:29 AM
Mamaluke is a word that Italians use...

Interesting... 


mamaluke
 
 Italian or Italian-American slang for someone who did something foolish or silly. Usually aimed at males, and usually not in an overly hostile manner. More a term to use with a friend or family member in a teasing way that may also be a veiled insult against their manhood.

When a father calls his son a mamaluke, the word is often followed by a swift palm-smack against the back of the head.

May have originally come from Mameluke or Mamluke - Arab mercenaries who were most powerful from about the 13th to 16th centuries. Napoleon used these cavalry warriors as well. Their uniforms; white turbans, vests, red pants and equally colorful boots, may well have spurred the foolish, silly and/or unmanly label.


Mamaluke, take those olives off your fingers.
*smack*

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mamaluke
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2008, 12:10:49 PM »
"rebuttle"
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2008, 12:24:06 PM »
A Mameluke sword is a cross-hilted, curved, scimitar-like sword. It is related to the shamshir, which had its origins in Persia from where the style migrated to India, Egypt and North Africa. It was adopted in the 19th century by several Western militaries, including the French Army, British Army and the United States Marine Corps. The Mameluke sword remains the ceremonial sidearm for some units to this day
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2008, 12:30:15 PM »
i think i've heard him say:

HAAAYYYYOOOOOOOO!

*at the end of a joke or someone getting trashed bad! funny...
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2008, 12:40:02 PM »
"i had her licking her own shit of my cock" Craig Titus.
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2008, 12:43:24 PM »
"You can't turn a chihuahua in to a pitbull by using steroids"


Surprise no one has mention that one yet.
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Re: Bob Chicks one liners
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2008, 01:38:02 PM »
Here's your "Tip du Jour."
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