Vern Troyer gets a lot of pussy actually, but he's got money.
I can see that guy eating pussy for hours, half wasted...hahah Wearing a diaper and pissing in random places throughout the night.

I think women take to him because he looks just like a baby. This way, they can have the best of both worlds. A kid like figure and someone to eat them out.

I'm sure it's all fun, until Vern drops his pants...then reality sets in...FUCK, I'M A DWARF WITH A DWARF SIZE DICK....NO!!! hahaha