Author Topic: 2 more days to Valentines day Don't fuck this up fellas (Read 1917 times)

Stark · « **on:** February 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM »

A simple reminder you can thank me later for it

The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:49:57 PM »

what's Valentine's day?

Red Hook · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:56:12 PM »

if you feel the need to express your affection on a "hallmark" holiday then all is lost
if ask you a woman if that really impresses them chances are they will say no..try sending flowers and candy and a random day instead

most stores drop their chocolate prices by atleast 50% the next day...that should tell you something already

Stark · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Red Hook on February 12, 2008, 01:56:12 PM

if you feel the need to express your affection on a "hallmark" holiday then all is lost
if ask you a woman if that really impresses them chances are they will say no..try sending flowers and candy and a random day instead

most stores drop their chocolate prices by atleast 50% the next day...that should tell you something already

God i hate that fucking day so much

Man of Steel · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:03:33 PM »

I'm gettin my burly musclebear something extra sexy this year!!

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:05:20 PM »

Quote from: Stark on February 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM

A simple reminder you can thank me later for it

So what will you be getting your hand this year ?

Stark · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:07:46 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 12, 2008, 02:05:20 PM

So what will you be getting your hand this year ?

She saw some diamont ear rings she liked I played the fool and said we cannot afford it, bought them already ..... of course she knows that I have them already but plays along... and I know that she knows...so we both know but pretend that we both don't know.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:09:00 PM »

Quote from: Stark on February 12, 2008, 02:07:46 PM

She saw some diamont ear rings she liked I played the fool and said we cannot afford it, bought them already ..... of course she knows that I have them already but plays along... and I know that she knows...so we both know but pretend that we both don't know.

I gotta go with something different, I've bought my girl so much jewelery in the last 5 years its ridiculous, time for something new

pumpster · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:09:10 PM »

Quote from: Stark on February 12, 2008, 02:07:46 PM

She saw some diamont ear rings she liked I played the fool and said we cannot afford it, bought them already ..... of course she knows that I have them already but plays along... and I know that she knows...so we both know but pretend that we both don't know.

Whose arms are bigger, hers or yours?

Stark · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:12:00 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 12, 2008, 02:09:00 PM

I gotta go with something different, I've bought my girl so much jewelery in the last 5 years its ridiculous, time for something new

Great idea...seriously consider a Dildo

Red Hook · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:15:57 PM »

Quote from: pumpster on February 12, 2008, 02:09:10 PM

Whose arms are bigger, hers or yours?

silly question, really.. $:-\$

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:17:27 PM »

Quote from: Stark on February 12, 2008, 02:12:00 PM

Great idea...seriously consider a Dildo

Nahh.. she's still a virgin

I believe in waiting!

but I'm sure your wife could use one..

Stark · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:19:40 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 12, 2008, 02:17:27 PM

Nahh.. she's still a virgin I believe in waiting!

but I'm sure your wife could use one..

lol nah we are good....sooooo you are waiting

KillerMonk · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:21:17 PM »

The Dildo should work Stark,it will impress the wife more than the diamonds,do you feel inadequate.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:22:41 PM »

Quote from: KillerMonk on February 12, 2008, 02:21:17 PM

The Dildo should work Stark,it will impress the wife more than the diamonds,do you feel inadequate.

Hey, he can always go for the diamond encrusted dildo...

The Squadfather · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2008, 03:38:19 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on February 12, 2008, 02:03:33 PM

I'm gettin my burly musclebear something extra sexy this year!!

hahahaha, you're quite the beefy bear yourself stud.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:37:47 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 12, 2008, 03:38:19 PM

hahahaha, you're quite the beefy bear yourself stud.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're my kinda stinkbear!!

busyB · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:40:39 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 12, 2008, 01:49:57 PM

what's Valentine's day?

A day dedicated to the retail stores, jewlers, Hallmark cards, and sex toy outlets....

Moosejay · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:46:43 PM »

I will buy something for her dogs...nothing for her.

It's my cat's birthday...9 years old, on the 14th.

She'll get something, too

Mike

busyB · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:48:46 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on February 12, 2008, 04:46:43 PM

I will buy something for her dogs...nothing for her.

It's my cat's birthday...9 years old, on the 14th.

She'll get something, too

Mike

See, pussy always gets gifts on V Day!

Moosejay · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2008, 05:02:36 PM »

Quote from: busyB on February 12, 2008, 04:48:46 PM

See, pussy always gets gifts on V Day!

Ha...Indeed!

muscleforlife · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2008, 05:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Red Hook on February 12, 2008, 01:56:12 PM

if you feel the need to express your affection on a "hallmark" holiday then all is lost
if ask you a woman if that really impresses them chances are they will say no..try sending flowers and candy and a random day instead

most stores drop their chocolate prices by atleast 50% the next day...that should tell you something already

Bump for the truth.
Sandra

muscleforlife · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2008, 06:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Stark on February 12, 2008, 02:07:46 PM

She saw some diamont ear rings she liked I played the fool and said we cannot afford it, bought them already ..... of course she knows that I have them already but plays along... and I know that she knows...so we both know but pretend that we both don't know.

lol...
Why wait until hallmark tells you to buy it?

Either he will buy them when I ask for them or I will buy them myself. When I buy things for myself, I spend the money that I earned, like the flat screen tv he watches Tottenham hotspurs on.
Sandra

technokc · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2008, 06:20:45 PM »

the only thing that I like about valentine's day is that it gives you a good excuse to eat whatever you want and have some drinks. Also if, and this is a big if, you get your girl a present, she'll get buzzed off some dinner wine and you get to have wild sex that night.