Author Topic: Why you should NEVER bring flowers to your woman on Valentines day or any other  (Read 2078 times)

phreak

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Something I still don't get: paying extra for long-stemmed roses. Long-stemmed. Think about it: you are paying extra for the bit that nobody cares about and has thorns. How gullible people are.


And no, I never give flowers. I deflower.

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I have been noticing lately that the aged members of getbig are prone to park bench monologues that do not deliver

I think there should be compulsory "Retirement" age enforced here. 


Pete Dimano

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DW - spot on accurate. 

Fine assed hoes are just one of many stops we have while on this dimension.
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nder98

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The only thing a guy should give is this


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