Serious answer here. Back in the day when Hawaii's Ernie Santiago was competing and winning a couple of NPC national titles, he was one of the first competitors to be ultra-ripped in the buttocks area. And many reliable bodybuilding fans and officials and fellow competitors made non-slurring/non-caustic remarks about that and his remarkable condition. (He won two of the national contests in the same year - Jr USA and Jr America if I recall correctly - and Tony Pierson was the only other person to do the same back then.)
Ernie's "secret" was an exclusive diet of raw fish (sushimi) as a cutting up diet and never missing a complete and total workout.
On one occasion he trained legs with Tom Platz and we found him sitting against the wall in a corner of Gold's when it was located in Santa Monica (2nd Street?).
I stopped by to give him a ride back to the hotel and ran into Pete in the gym and he said "Get Ernie back to the hotel. He's a bit delerious."
I found Ernie in the corner and said, "Let's go!".
"No way! I gotta train!"
"You already did! Let's go!"
Training legs with Platz could mess up your mind. SO we pulled him off the floor and led him to the door but Pete had a story to tell before we departed.
"Quite a few hard trainers leave the gym in Ernie's condition and some go out into the street and walk into a moving vehicle. It doesn't happen every day, but it has happened!"
As far as I know, Ernie had the glutes that changed it all. (Squats and stiff-leg deadlifts and a sea food diet did it.) But back then no one pulled their trunks high on their buttocks to show the world. That was a NO-NO then.
