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These jokes came via BC Canada to London England and I'm posting them for you. ('cos I know you're working hard at the puter...
Subject: Canadian Humor
CANADIAN JOKE # 1
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,
"Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The
Bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world,
give Me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The
bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The
other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."
CANADIAN JOKE #2
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his
arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whatcha get the
case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
CANADIAN JOKE #3
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon
and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me
into a Newfie?"
"Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut
out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie.."
He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation.
However, the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3
of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the
patient's brain.
He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the
patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon
as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm
terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting
out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."
The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"
CANADIAN JOKE #5
A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for
some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!" yelled the Quebecer.
End of jokes for Linda.
