i guess you need to push buttons when you're fat and miserable, right "stay puft" 
you came to getbig for pro bodybuilding, not the y board 
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Obviously, but then I found out about all the damn muscle schmoes, the insane chemicals, the gay for pay, musclebears, the horrible state of a bbs insides.....but finally I realized that "bb contests" are merely male beauty pageants....no athleticism, no talent, nothing of consequence involved. In essence, we have a cultish following of young boys, men and gays all cheering on and analyzing every movement these enormous, almost fully nude, oily musclemen are doing.
Is that heterosexual male behavior? AHAAHAHAHAH!!! Not on your life.