Author Topic: Should we start team SCOTT ALEXANDER? (Read 17012 times)

Camel Jockey · « **on:** February 16, 2008, 09:49:33 AM »

I mean it'd be a great idea. The dude isn't some dumbass poser like Flex Wheller or some bitter old oilbag like Nasser, but someone real with tons of money, cars, and chicks. He goes on TV defending HGH use for the sake of vanity and long life.

He is the man.

SCOTT ALEXANDER DRINKING CRISTAL, DRIVING ITALIAN SPORTS CARS, INJECTING 30 IUS OF GH, SMOKING CIGARS, EATING A BALANCED DIET, BROKERING BUSINESS DEALS, FUCKING HOT CHICKS, GIVING ADVICE TO A-LIST CELEBS AND INSPIRING MILLIONS OF MEN ACROSS THE GLOBE.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:53:43 AM »

m8 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:57:16 AM »

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2243969968

It's right here.

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2008, 10:00:43 AM »

"Scott and his 3 friends already have a team "THE A-TEAM" AKA "THE ALPHA MALE TEAM"

BTW that wasnt a joke, he says that on his myspace page

theworm · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2008, 12:07:00 PM »

that guy must be retarded!! look at his face.

Zoolander part II

Mars · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2008, 12:10:39 PM »

haha looks like these geeks are standing next to an madametoussaud statue.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:08:03 PM »

We should open a Getbig chapter of the A team.

David Puddy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:12:52 PM »

What's with the man worshipping of the late?

I think this is what drives people away from this forum.

Are you so infatuated by a collagen loaded insecure queer?

TooPowerful4u · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:19:37 PM »

he blew a gasket and the NJ police tracked him down for threats haha. His friend got questioned. Heres the link...his sis is hot lol

http://www.thedirty.com/?cat=90&paged=2

io856 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:30:06 PM »

TEAM SCOTT ALEXANDER

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:46:18 PM »

Quote from: io856 on February 16, 2008, 01:30:06 PM

TEAM SCOTT ALEXANDER

These haters can't realize greatness when they see it.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:01:39 PM »

Great idea CJ. Ignore the non-botox heads. Scott has the greatest chest I think I've seen since Arnold. His piercing stare radiates both power and sexuality. Women want him and men want to be him.

We salute you Scott.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:03:33 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 02:01:39 PM

Great idea CJ. Ignore the non-botox heads. Scott has the greatest chest I think I've seen since Arnold. His piercing stare radiates both power and sexuality. Women want him and men want to be him.

We salute you Scott.

His eyes have a penetrating glow. I feel as though I'm being x-rayed through my monitor.

Scott Alexander drinks Cristal and whey post workout.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:03:50 PM »

hes a fag and i want him to be sliced

TrueGrit · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:08:53 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 02:03:33 PM

Scott Alexander drinks Cristal and whey post workout.

And no doubt he has a supersexy babe to shake it for him in his specially crafted solid gold whey shaker...no doubt she cannot tear her eyes away from his intense gaze..her mother warned her not to look into the eyes of an alpha male like Scott..but she can't stop, his sexuality oozes through her powerless body!

Scott does it for all of us that can't..Scott is the pinnacle of male magnetism and sex appeal.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:13:38 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 02:08:53 PM

And no doubt he has a supersexy babe to shake it for him in his specially crafted solid gold whey shaker...no doubt she cannot tear her eyes away from his intense gaze..her mother warned her not to look into the eyes of an alpha male like Scott..but she can't stop, his sexuality oozes through her powerless body!

Scott does it for all of us that can't..Scott is the pinnacle of male magnetism and sex appeal.

After he's done with working out, he heads off to a private lounge in some posh London club where he sips more cristal and brokers business deals with foreign investors with a phone that isn't due to come out in 10 years.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:24:28 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 02:13:38 PM

After he's done with working out, he heads off to a private lounge in some posh London club where he sips more cristal and brokers business deals with foreign investors with a phone that isn't due to come out in 10 years.

lol...

TrueGrit · « **Reply #17 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:26:02 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on February 16, 2008, 02:24:28 PM

lol...

Yea, I liked that bit too. CJ made a serious funny!

A2daMIR · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:52:29 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 02:26:02 PM

Yea, I liked that bit too. CJ made a serious funny!

yeah that was a good one

affeman · « **Reply #19 on:** February 16, 2008, 02:57:22 PM »

Is Dennis James off the sauce?

brent2741 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2008, 03:19:08 PM »

you guys need to chill on this guy, before he gets really mad and kills all of us!!

TrueGrit · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2008, 03:47:55 PM »

Quote from: brent2741 on February 16, 2008, 03:19:08 PM

you guys need to chill on this guy, before he gets really mad and kills all of us!!

Powerful men like Scott are dangerous to chaff like us. I bet he just has to make one phone call - on his futuristic phone that shan't be released for another 10 yrs - and we're all history.

odilly · « **Reply #22 on:** February 16, 2008, 04:09:20 PM »

oh no the guidos have a new god........ he looks like the nerd who got money and a body and now wants everyone to see how powerfull and cool he is

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #23 on:** February 16, 2008, 04:43:33 PM »

Scott Alexander has a powerful set of connections.

Infact, the reason why Flex Wheller got his ass kicked by a group of ninjas years back was because he annoyed Scott. The ninjas dragged Flex off to Scott's English mansion where Scott glared at Flex with his piercing blue eyes, and they say Flex was never the same again.

Dorian01 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:18:14 PM »

Quote from: odilly on February 16, 2008, 04:09:20 PM

he looks like the nerd who got money and a body and now wants everyone to see how powerfull and cool he is

That's how he's described himself too.

I'm guessing he always makes the same facial expression because he really looks like a dorky guy whose acne just cleared up when he makes any other expression.

He lists Arnold Schwarzenegger as his idol here http://www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php