Lay off the poor guy. He is obviously is dealing with many personal issues!

Latent faggoting's, horrible acne, he is super fat,his dirt bike is for pussies and coming to grips with the fact that he was molested by his father...and possibly enjoyed it. Not a good day to be "Candidate" not a good day at all.
In fact, I hope he forgoes the whole "school massacre" cliche and skips to the "blowing your brains out" part.
We have a good laugh and nobody important gets hurt.