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T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« on: February 17, 2008, 06:34:51 PM »
Which Ebony Mountain of Muscle (c) are you rooting for in the spring shows? Phil Heath has won the first show (Ironman), but methinks his glutes are not striated enough. Perchance an up-close inspection will change my mind?!

Other Ebony Mountains of Muscle (c) who seem to have a promising season ahead of them are Desmond Miller (who finally got his moobs taken out), and Kai Greene (Insert obligatory grapefruit joke here).

What do y'all think on the matter?

*"Ebony Mountains of Muscle" exclusive copyright of Hany Rambod. Used with permission.
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2008, 06:45:06 PM »
They all look the same.
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2008, 06:46:15 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 17, 2008, 06:45:06 PM
They all look the same.

Are you saying you'd be equally happy rubbing one out to the pictures of any one of these Ebony Mountains of Muscle(c) ???
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2008, 06:46:35 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 17, 2008, 06:45:06 PM
They all look the same.

So true... All bald and black.
Bodybuilding in the 70s was exactly the opposite.
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2008, 06:46:44 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 17, 2008, 06:34:51 PM
Which Ebony Mountain of Muscle (c) are you rooting for in the spring shows? Phil Heath has won the first show (Ironman), but methinks his glutes are not striated enough. Perchance an up-close inspection will change my mind?!

Other Ebony Mountains of Muscle (c) who seem to have a promising season ahead of them are Desmond Miller (who finally got his moobs taken out), and Kai Greene (Insert obligatory grapefruit joke here).

What do y'all think on the matter?

*"Ebony Mountains of Muscle" exclusive copyright of Hany Rambod. Used with permission.

fuck you and Ohio state..follow a real team  ::)
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2008, 06:48:48 PM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on February 17, 2008, 06:46:44 PM
fuck you and Ohio state..follow a real team  ::)

::)

Let me guess... slow night in Ann Arbor?
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2008, 06:49:23 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 17, 2008, 06:46:15 PM
Are you saying you'd be equally happy rubbing one out to the pictures of any one of these Ebony Mountains of Muscle(c) ???

Seems like you're the one doing the rubbing one out.

If you're into men you should check out Scott Alexander..he is the pinnacle of male beauty, a blonde haired and blue eyed living Adonis.
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2008, 06:50:39 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 17, 2008, 06:49:23 PM
Seems like you're the one doing the rubbing one out.

If you're into men you should check out Scott Alexander..he is the pinnacle of male beauty, a blonde haired and blue eyed living Adonis.

No way man, there can only be one Adonis: The True Adonis! He doesn't come here much any more...
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2008, 06:54:08 PM »
No offence dude but Scott could pick up his gold plated phone and put in a call to Ron and buy Getbig in like five seconds. Scott could quite literally own us!



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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2008, 06:54:50 PM »
Quote from: m8 on February 17, 2008, 06:46:35 PM
So true... All bald and black.
Bodybuilding in the 70s was exactly the opposite.

This is the truth.
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2008, 06:55:33 PM »
Can we please leave out of this thread the crackers who look like they are about to succumb to AIDS, and focus instead on the Ebony Mountains of Muscle (c) ?
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2008, 07:00:31 PM »
What is it about Scott that you fear? That this perfect example of beautiful, sculpted, chiselled Aryan man could upstage the hoards of black beef you crave?
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2008, 07:11:16 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 17, 2008, 07:00:31 PM
What is it about Scott that you fear? That this perfect example of beautiful, sculpted, chiselled Aryan man could upstage the hoards of black beef you crave?

Far be it for that diseased queef of a jizz-receptacle to upstage an Ebony Mountain of Muscle (c) such as the Gift!
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2008, 07:14:55 PM »
Which Ebo is your fave ? They were going crazy for Heath on GB last night.

Men were falling over themselves saying he 'looked awesome' they were 'so excited' 'blown away'. He got a lot of guys hot last night.
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2008, 07:16:55 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 17, 2008, 07:14:55 PM
Which Ebo is your fave ? They were going crazy for Heath on GB kast night.

Men were falling over themselves saying he 'looked awesome' they were 'so excited' 'blown away'. He got a lot of guys hot last night.

I was not online for that Circle Jerk last night, but when I signed on to Getbig this afternoon the slippery remains were all over the board...

Danielson was right when he predicted a mass spankfest with every spring show.

But then again, how are mere mortals to resist the pull of Ebony Mountains of Muscle (c) tanned, oiled, shaved, and in skimpy posing trunks? ???
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2008, 07:21:33 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 17, 2008, 07:16:55 PM


Danielson was right when he predicted a mass spankfest with every spring show.

But then again, how are mere mortals to resist the pull of Ebony Mountains of Muscle (c) tanned, oiled, shaved, and in skimpy posing trunks? ???

I see where you are cumming from. I guess a black muscle man stuffed into a G-string and showing his oiled body is kinda hot. These are the finest specimens of Negritude known to man and they're posing, smiling, straining..showing it all to you. It's just you and the muscleman.
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2008, 07:24:21 PM »
Aye, that be true.

So I take it you 'favor' The Gift? Not the New York Giant (isn't that what MD used to call him) or the Grapefruit Rapist?
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2008, 07:24:56 PM »
Or the X-Man? Or the Marvelous One?

(How could I have forgotten those... major faux pas on my part!)
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Re: T'is the Season for Ebony Mountains of Muscle
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2008, 03:53:18 AM »
BUMP for the Ebony Mountains of Muscle (c)
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