"About as thick as my wrist and about as long as her arm..."
What they edited out was, "I haven't seen anything that dark and long since I walked in on my wife and her black lover."
I just wonder what other things the guy will talk about having seen:
1. ...the first time I saw my dad spankin' it lefty
2. ...the first time I saw my sister's used tampon
3. ...the first time I saw my grandmother completely naked, trying to bite her own toenails
This is just wrong.
