1. As you walk through the desert you come across a turtle stuck on its back. What action do you take?
a) Milk it's little turtle moobs for a delicious desert dessert.
b) Call it a "nerd"........hahahahah.......
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c) Give it the "Sneaky Dees" treatment.
d) Skin it alive and feast on the living flesh.
2. You're at the mall and you come across a group of youths. Do you:
a) Break out the "tools."
b) Hahahah, Pumphard is such a fuckin loser.
c) Bite your hand and hope the medicine will "keep you out of trouble this time."
d) Curse yourself for forgetting to wear your "happy pants" with the pockets torn out.
3. Your account on a pedophile site is exposed on Getbig.com. What should your next action be?
a) Log back on and feverishly delete every post you made within 10 minutes.
b) Pound your keyboard like an angry german nerd.
c) Hahahah, Pumphard lives over a gay bar in Toronto. What a fuckin' joke.
d) Have another cheat meal and lie about it to Lee.
