Author Topic: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!! (Read 10408 times)

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #25 on:** February 20, 2008, 12:55:24 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 12:34:43 PM

Dumbass. You are owned

Translation= XFACTOR is puny and having a meltdown.

Oh...wait...I have to run and get my fake Rolex and post a pic of it, so I can pretend I am a somebody on GB because I have a skanky wife and a shit hole house in some bum fuck poor state.......Opps..... Sorry X, that may have hurt.

Stavios · « **Reply #26 on:** February 20, 2008, 12:55:34 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 12:52:27 PM

Wisconsin is a huge mofo and a vagina wrecking machine, rumor has it that women under 30's insurance have a "WisconsinBB clause" in them stating that if he destroys their twats they won't cover the reconstruction surgery.

holly shit !!!

that's the funniest thing I read this month

Tre · « **Reply #27 on:** February 20, 2008, 12:58:14 PM »

Was she trying to set you up with her dad?

If so, that's pretty jacked up.

Mars · « **Reply #28 on:** February 20, 2008, 12:58:23 PM »

i would let Winconsin fuck my girlfriend, it would be the most beautiful thing i had ever seen.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #29 on:** February 20, 2008, 12:58:59 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 12:55:24 PM

Translation= XFACTOR is puny and having a meltdown.

Want to put your pics against mine right now and find out. Put yours up.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #30 on:** February 20, 2008, 12:59:28 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 12:52:27 PM

Wisconsin is a huge mofo and a vagina wrecking machine, rumor has it that women under 30's insurance have a "WisconsinBB clause" in them stating that if he destroys their twats they won't cover the reconstruction surgery.

I'm not claiming to be a pornstar or anything, but physics will tell you that a 280 lb man will be able to to more damage in a bed than his 180 pound counterpart! Even if women don't like big guys, part of me thinks that they all wanna find out just 1 time what its like!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #31 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:00:09 PM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:59:28 PM

I'm not claiming to be a pornstar or anything, but physics will tell you that a 280 lb man will be able to to more damage in a bed than his 180 pound counterpart! Even if women don't like big guys, part of me thinks that they all wanna find out just 1 time what its like!

absolutely right.

Mars · « **Reply #32 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:00:33 PM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:59:28 PM

I'm not claiming to be a pornstar or anything, but physics will tell you that a 280 lb man will be able to to more damage in a bed than his 180 pound counterpart! Even if women don't like big guys, part of me thinks that they all wanna find out just 1 time what its like!

And i would like too!! come over her you big stud!!!!!!!!!!

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #33 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:00:46 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 12:58:59 PM

Want to put your pics against mine right now and find out. Put yours up.

Hahahahaha....Hey Tiger, I have seen your "Pics" and believe me, you dont want to post them anymore!

BTW, time to trade in that skank of a wife you have for a newer model... Hope this helps X!

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #34 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:01:26 PM »

Quote from: Tre on February 20, 2008, 12:58:14 PM

Was she trying to set you up with her dad?

If so, that's pretty jacked up.

Wow, never thought of that either

And no more fighting with X and Vegas. This thread is supposed to be about dumb skanks with huge, prison-bound fathers!

Stavios · « **Reply #35 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:01:55 PM »

Quote from: Mars on February 20, 2008, 01:00:33 PM

And i would like too!! come over her you big stud!!!!!!!!!!

That was pretty gay Mars

Mars · « **Reply #36 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:03:49 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 01:01:55 PM

That was pretty gay Mars

wheres your picture big guy?

Charlys69 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:04:31 PM »

The father´s name isn´t Klaus ?

JasonH · « **Reply #38 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:05:26 PM »

Nice 21 inches Wisc.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #39 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:06:29 PM »

Quote from: Charlys69 on February 20, 2008, 01:04:31 PM

The father´s name isn´t Klaus ?

Fuck, didnt think of that either. Those even look like prison photos!!!

XFACTOR · « **Reply #40 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:07:34 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:00:46 PM

Hahahahaha....Hey Tiger, I have seen your "Pics" and believe me, you dont want to post them anymore!

BTW, time to trade in that skank of a wife you have for a newer model... Hope this helps X!

That's what I thought. I win and you loose.

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #41 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:09:49 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:07:34 PM

That's what I thought. I win and you loose.

Yeah, you LOOSE...sort of like that skanky wife of yours-loose..... And you claim to be a person of wealth...Bwwahahahahahah ..... GOOD ONE!!!!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #42 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:09:56 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:00:46 PM

Hahahahaha....Hey Tiger, I have seen your "Pics" and believe me, you dont want to post them anymore!

BTW, time to trade in that skank of a wife you have for a newer model... Hope this helps X!

Xfactor has a damn good build, you should post your picture next to his if you look better.

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #43 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:11:24 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 01:09:56 PM

Xfactor has a damn good build, you should post your picture next to his if you look better.

Yes, I agree-he reminds me of a smaller version of Clay Akin

The Squadfather · « **Reply #44 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:12:44 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:11:24 PM

Yes, I agree-he reminds me of Clay Akin

sounds like you're quite the huge shredded beast, post your pic, let's see.

Mars · « **Reply #45 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:13:09 PM »

exactly, xfactor has it all, gorgious girlfriend, huge build, tremendous health and lots of money. hes living the dream.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #46 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:13:25 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:09:49 PM

Yeah, you LOOSE...sort of like that skanky wife of yours-loose..... And you claim to be a person of wealth...Bwwahahahahahah ..... GOOD ONE!!!!

Wow you're really jealous. I'm flattered. I'm not going to make this thread about you and I, when you are ready compare you let me know. I think we all know the truth man. It's you that has to live with it.

Thanks for comin out.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #47 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:13:53 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:11:24 PM

Yes, I agree-he reminds me of a smaller version of Clay Akin

Clay Aiken from his audition............or clay Aiken post-American Idol? BIG DIFFERENCE there guy, you gotta be more specific!

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #48 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:16:27 PM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:13:53 PM

Clay Aiken from his audition............or clay Aiken post-American Idol? BIG DIFFERENCE there guy, you gotta be more specific!

My bad, I meant American Idol of course!

Quote from: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:13:25 PM

Wow you're really jealous. I'm flattered. I'm not going to make this thread about you and I, when you are ready compare you let me know. I think we all know the truth man. It's you that has to live with it.

Thanks for comin out.

Yep, that is it, I am jealous of Mr. "I Post Pics Of Watches" himself!

BTW, how is your Swatch running these days?

Stavios · « **Reply #49 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:17:39 PM »

you should post a pic Johnny, you sound like you are huge and shredded