Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!

[wisconsinBB]

I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

[Mars]

hahaha what a dumb pig.

[JohnnyVegas]

I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

Why did you tell her your arms were 21? Lying is never cool.

Next time just come clean and tell the truth-17.5 "pumped".

 

[XFACTOR]

I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

What kind of music to you spin?  Any house?

[whateva]

Maybe you were talking to Greg Valentino's daughter 

[MAXX]

Why did you tell her your arms were 21? Lying is never cool.

Next time just come clean and tell the truth-17.5 "pumped".

 

supid troll.. have you even seen wisconsins pics?

[wisconsinBB]

What kind of music to you spin?  Any house?

Pretty much just hip hop and top 40, nothing too exciting.

[wisconsinBB]

Maybe you were talking to Greg Valentino's daughter 

You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right 

Oh, and just for the record

[Mr. Cortisol]

I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

[Camel Jockey]

Roid rage. 

[JohnnyVegas]

supid troll.. have you even seen wisconsins pics?

Tiny arms....  

[dr.chimps]

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

Hmm. Man makes a good point. Maybe something to think about next time. 

[emn1964]

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

That's wisdom to live by right there folks.  Don't fuck it up next time Wisc

[Earl1972]

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

 

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[_bruce_]

You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right 

Oh, and just for the record

Good job - vinyl seems highly anabolic 

[XFACTOR]

Why did you tell her your arms were 21? Lying is never cool.

Next time just come clean and tell the truth-17.5 "pumped".

 

Dumbass. You are owned

[wisconsinBB]

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

Best advice post ever!  

[Man of Steel]

AHAHAHHHAHAAH!!!!   Big Wis pwning a stupid skank........beautiful!!

[Camel Jockey]

WisconsonBB probably gets tons of pussy so some hoe is probably not a big deal to him.

And sometimes it's a mental boost to put people down or call them out.

[Earl1972]

yes Mystery calls them "neg hits"

E

[cht868]

awesome arms bro.... 26 inch arm aren't hard to get when ur a fat sack of 400 lb shit

[The Freakshow]

I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

Dude, I'd say you were the "Stupid" one. When she told you her dad was in PRISON that should have been the first red flag. I don't care if shes mistaken and his arms are only 21". You don't want someone in prison with 21" arms finding out that you're disrespectin' his baby girl. Watch your back son

[The Freakshow]

You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right 

Oh, and just for the record

Did you cut off the first 5" of the tape

[wisconsinBB]

WisconsonBB probably gets tons of pussy so some hoe is probably not a big deal to him.

And sometimes it's a mental boost to put people down or call them out.

Actually, I had TONS more women hitting on my when I was about 220 pounds than I do now.  I still do fine, but its alot harder to just meet women cuz they automatically assume I'm gonna be a jerk or a meathead.  Once I can break the ice, things are just fine.  I know its been discussed here a million times, but take it from me, girls like the men's health look over the bodybuilder look.

Oh, and just for the record again, the chick wasnt at all hot, but I will still heed Mr.Cortisol's advice should a similar situation arise with an attractive female!

[The Squadfather]

Wisconsin is a huge mofo and a vagina wrecking machine, rumor has it that women under 30's insurance have a "WisconsinBB clause" in them stating that if he destroys their twats they won't cover the reconstruction surgery.