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i think van damme is a schmoe
« on: February 20, 2008, 01:17:26 PM »
I think Jean claude Vdam maybe the most famous closet shmoe out there

well i dont know for sure but , i did piee together some key points

 - he married gladys portuguess , a female bber

- secondly , watch any of the mans movies you will almost always see some female enforcer or a scene of a chick kicking some ass

van damme like some muscle on his dame , belee dat !
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 01:18:25 PM »
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 01:19:27 PM »
thats a very good point m8
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 01:23:24 PM »
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 01:24:58 PM »
lol
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 01:26:16 PM »
Any questions?
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 01:36:26 PM »
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 01:38:42 PM »
Van old man, not worthy of mention on Getbig.
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 01:54:52 PM »
Quote from: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 01:17:26 PM
I think Jean claude Vdam maybe the most famous closet shmoe out there

well i dont know for sure but , i did piee together some key points

 - he married gladys portuguess , a female bber

- secondly , watch any of the mans movies you will almost always see some female enforcer or a scene of a chick kicking some ass

van damme like some muscle on his dame , belee dat !
When Gladys competed, the women were smaller than today's figure competitors. Much smaller. When you marry a woman as hot as Gladys (not once, but twice!), you get pimp status FOREVER.  ;)

He also married another fine-ass chick when he and Gladys divorced. Van Damme may not be the most masculine dude in the world, but he knows how to seduce the honeys.  ;)
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM »
Dont hate on the guy cos he could whoop your ass  ;D , has more money than you, could get more chicks than you, and probably has more muscle than you ;D
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 02:03:52 PM »
Quote from: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Dont hate on the guy cos he could whoop your ass  ;D , has more money than you, could get more chicks than you, and probably has more muscle than you ;D

fixed. i think he is broke as fuck./
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2008, 02:11:26 PM »
Quote from: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Dont hate on the guy cos he could whoop your ass  ;D , has more money than you, could get more chicks than you, and probably has more muscle than you ;D
Van Damme is a washed up nothing and who never was! :D
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2008, 02:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:11:26 PM
Van Damme is a washed up nothing and who never was! :D

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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2008, 02:13:38 PM »
I never said he was anything, but theres no one on this board who is anything either ;D
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 02:16:25 PM »
Scott Alexander is more handsome and hunky, richer and has super cool pals.

I recommend that all those with a fixation on the old, broke John Claude switch allegiance to Scott.

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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2008, 02:19:20 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:16:25 PM
Scott Alexander is more handsome and hunky, richer and has super cool pals.

I recommend that all those with a fixation on the old, broke John Claude switch allegiance to Scott.


What's with all the pics of the ugly dude that never smiles?
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2008, 02:21:53 PM »
Quote from: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:13:38 PM
I never said he was anything, but theres no one on this board who is anything either ;D
Speak for yourself little man!! ;)
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2008, 02:22:46 PM »
Quote from: Benny Blanco on February 20, 2008, 02:19:20 PM
What's with all the pics of the ugly dude that never smiles?

lol @ ugly. Scott is the pinnacle of male beauty and what hard work, HGH and sensible cosmetic surgery can do to make a man truly beautiful.




I tried hating but it's impossible..he is simply stunning. Something to aspire to.
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2008, 02:22:58 PM »
Quote from: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Dont hate on the guy cos he could whoop your ass 

Thats what Chuck Zito said....  ::)
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2008, 02:23:57 PM »
Quote from: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:21:53 PM
Speak for yourself little man!! ;)

Oh who are you then?? ;D
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2008, 02:25:21 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:16:25 PM
Scott Alexander is more handsome and hunky, richer and has super cool pals.

I recommend that all those with a fixation on the old, broke John Claude switch allegiance to Scott.


Severe penis envy.
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2008, 02:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
Severe penis envy.

You just know that Scott has a huge cock that he impales supermodels on.

I don't hate..I know my place..Scott is king of this jungle!
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2008, 02:31:48 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
You just know that Scott has a huge cock that he impales supermodels on.

I don't hate..I know my place..Scott is king of this jungle!
The guy is a waste of a cumshot. Looks fuckin retarded.
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2008, 02:32:54 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
Scott has a huge cock that he impales supermodels on.

 ;D ;D ;D Keep up the good work TrueGrit
TSA
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Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2008, 02:35:06 PM »
Quote from: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 01:17:26 PM
I think Jean claude Vdam maybe the most famous closet shmoe out there

well i dont know for sure but , i did piee together some key points

 - he married gladys portuguess , a female bber

- secondly , watch any of the mans movies you will almost always see some female enforcer or a scene of a chick kicking some ass

van damme like some muscle on his dame , belee dat !

He got Cory Everson to wrap her legs around his neck and squeeze. 
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