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Counterfeit Colgate Toothpaste Found
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- New York, New York -- Feb 21, 2008 -- The Colgate–Palmolive Company today warned that counterfeit toothpaste falsely packaged as "Colgate Low Carb" has been found in several dollar-type discount stores in four states: New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Maryland. There are indications that this product does contain carbs and may make you very fat. The Company stated that it does not use, nor has ever used, carbs as an ingredient in Colgate toothpaste anywhere in world. Thanks to Candizzle for pointing out our faults.
The counterfeit toothpaste can be easily recognized because it is labelled as "Manufactured in South Africa." (see benz) Colgate does not import toothpaste into the United States from South Africa (although a character named benz has been known to import carb items). In addition, the counterfeit packages examined so far have several misspellings including: "isclinically" "SOUTH AFRLCA" "South African Dental Assoxiation" and "brocli"