Author Topic: gift question (Read 2255 times)

alejandro_torres · « **on:** February 21, 2008, 05:44:02 PM »

ok, so my girlfriend gave a ring of about 300 dolars, a pair of pumas, a pair of sean johns, 5 t shirts, 2 hats, 2 shorts, and a silver chain....
now.. WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD "COUNTER" present to that???

Rimbaud · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:46:58 PM »

An engagement ring.

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:47:53 PM »

im 19 man... please dont mention engagement.... hahaha

Rimbaud · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:48:47 PM »

Well then take your shit & run...

whateva · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:49:22 PM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on February 21, 2008, 05:44:02 PM

ok, so my girlfriend gave a ring of about 300 dolars, a pair of pumas, a pair of sean johns, 5 t shirts, 2 hats, 2 shorts, and a silver chain....
now.. WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD "COUNTER" present to that???

One word : " ANAL"

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:51:46 PM »

hahaha i thought of that, but every month or two she spends about 500 dollars on me... so im pretty happy with her... i just feel bad because i give her teddy bears and last month she gave me an ipod... $:-\$

Rimbaud · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:52:44 PM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on February 21, 2008, 05:51:46 PM

hahaha i thought of that, but every month or two she spends about 500 dollars on me... so im pretty happy with her... i just feel bad because i give her teddy bears and last month she gave me an ipod... $:-\$

Well then you better keep her if it's a regular thing.

What kind of iPod?

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:53:42 PM »

80 gig black with my name on the back of it... somehow she got it engraved in it... and yeah she is kinda really really rich...

Red Hook · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:53:47 PM »

give her some anal sex, it is what every women wants...then slap her around until she cooks you a post sex steak

Emmortal · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:54:31 PM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on February 21, 2008, 05:44:02 PM

ok, so my girlfriend gave a ring of about 300 dolars, a pair of pumas, a pair of sean johns, 5 t shirts, 2 hats, 2 shorts, and a silver chain....
now.. WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD "COUNTER" present to that???

A 9" cock. If you don't have one then I guess you are SOL.

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:55:19 PM »

Quote from: Emmortal on February 21, 2008, 05:54:31 PM

A 9" cock. If you don't have one then I guess you are SOL.

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2008, 06:00:53 PM »

forgot to mention, gave me 100 dolars also, to get protein!!!!!!!!!!

CalvinH · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2008, 09:26:42 AM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on February 21, 2008, 06:00:53 PM

forgot to mention, gave me 100 dolars also, to get protein!!!!!!!!!!

return the gift,protein straight from the tap.

muscularny · « **Reply #13 on:** February 22, 2008, 09:29:36 AM »

Quote from: whateva on February 21, 2008, 05:49:22 PM

One word : " ANAL"

hahahahaaaa

dzulboy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:22:17 PM »

marry her no joke 19 or not you hit the jack pot

Fury · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:24:26 PM »

Quote from: Rimbaud on February 21, 2008, 05:48:47 PM

Well then take your shit & run...

hahahaha!

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:28:23 PM »

Why the hell would you ask this kind of question?

How about going shopping yourself?

Nails · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:36:09 PM »

Girls love pearls the size of beads! The bigger the better!!

Karl Kox · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:40:09 PM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on February 21, 2008, 05:44:02 PM

ok, so my girlfriend gave a ring of about 300 dolars, a pair of pumas, a pair of sean johns, 5 t shirts, 2 hats, 2 shorts, and a silver chain....
now.. WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD "COUNTER" present to that???

anal sex without a condom

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:00:11 PM »

Dutch Oven her, girls love that shit!!!

Nails · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:27:22 PM »

I give all my girl's pink socks for their birthday gift's!

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:32:06 PM »

Quote from: Nails on February 22, 2008, 05:27:22 PM

I give all my girl's pink socks for their birthday gift's!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was gonna say that but the picture just makes it ten times funnier.

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:09:07 PM »

Asking Getbiggers for gift advice.....I knew it would get raunchy by the fifth post

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Smokincrazy on February 22, 2008, 06:09:07 PM

Asking Getbiggers for gift advice.....I knew it would get raunchy by the fifth post

I am actually shocked it took that long

benchmstr · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:17:05 PM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on February 21, 2008, 05:44:02 PM

ok, so my girlfriend gave a ring of about 300 dolars, a pair of pumas, a pair of sean johns, 5 t shirts, 2 hats, 2 shorts, and a silver chain....
now.. WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD "COUNTER" present to that???

you can give HER the privilege of giving ME a blowjob

bench