Why are there female cops?

[The Squadfather]

In the movies the chief of police is nearly always black and screams a lot.

and the Captain always just got off the phone with the chief and he tore him a new asshole.

[Stark]

That is why I always say WOMEN have absolute no buisness in law enforcement, firefighting, in the military or in higher public office.

 They should know their role.

You...are...a...fucking. ..idiot

[CalvinH]

and the Captain always just got off the phone with the chief and he tore him a new asshole.

And now the cop is suspended but that won't stop him from getting his man

[MikeThaMachine]

In the movies the chief of police is nearly always black and screams a lot.

Nah white shorter guy, Italian I think but I have never seen the guy yell, get pissed or act like a dick ever. Def was a stand up guy and not what you think of when you say Chief of police. I have even talked to him about my marijuana use and he never talked down to me, he's a understanding guy. One thing for sure is after working at that gym for over a year and all the cops I have met I def have a different outlook on some of them. Especially the guys that talked about the dumb shit they did as kids and in college, really makes you see them as just any normal person who happens to be paid to uphold the law.

[240 is Back]

That's fine, but I've seen more than enough FATASS men cops who are so out of shape that they couldn't run after someone even if that person were carrying a dozen donuts and headed towards the ice cream shop.  

i agree completely.  I play lots of public events in my band, and it's always good to tlak to the cops early - they let you park in cool places, they watch your gear, they keep an eye out for problems.

They're always nice guys... but yeah, most of them look like your average out-of-shape american... skinny, weak, gut.  You remember those monster cops who are 200 muscular and like to puff up all the time... but yea, the majority of cops are weak and out of shape.  The standards are terrible.

[Sharma]

In the movies the chief of police is nearly always black and screams a lot.

and the Captain always just got off the phone with the chief and he tore him a new asshole.

HAHA So true. and the chief is always 'this close' from taking away his gun and badge

[TrueGrit]

HAHA So true. and the chief is always 'this close' from taking away his gun and badge

or like calvinh said he is already suspended and under review from the hardass at IA. however, his buddy on the force -who could get fired for helping him - always helps him solve the case and gives him the info he needs.

[MikeThaMachine]

HAHA So true. and the chief is always 'this close' from taking away his gun and badge

Don't forget the usual heart condition caused by high blood pressure from stress at work and him being this close to retirement.

[MikeThaMachine]

or like calvinh said he is already suspended and under review from the hardass at IA. however, his buddy on the force -who could get fired for helping him - always helps him solve the case and gives him the info he needs.

But he still gets his ass reamed for helping him but then the "But you did one hell of a job and we could use more cops like you on the force"

[TrueGrit]

Don't forget the usual heart condition caused by high blood pressure from stress at work and him being this close to retirement.

Yet he still chainsmokes, chugs coffee like a lunatic and can't stop screaming!

[CalvinH]

Yet he still chainsmokes, chugs coffee like a lunatic and can't stop screaming!

And lets not forget the famous quote from the chief
"Your paying for all this damage"

[Butterbean]

One reason there are female cops is because normally female cops conduct the searches on female perpetrators.  Keeps the dept. from getting sued for alleged "groping."

[MikeThaMachine]

One reason there are female cops is because normally female cops conduct the searches on female perpetrators.  Keeps the dept. from getting sued for alleged "groping."

Well then they shouldn't be out there alone...

[240 is Back]

and him being this close to retirement.

yeah, anytime a cop admits he's 3 days from retirement, he's either going to get killed within 3 minutes on screen, or he's going to experience the most exciting/dangerous 3 days of his career, only to wrap it all up and retire on time with cake and a bandaged flesh wound.

[MikeThaMachine]

And lets not forget the famous quote from the chief
"Your paying for all this damage"

"but sir that will takes years to pay off"

"well I guess I'll be seeing you around for a while"

[MikeThaMachine]

yeah, anytime a cop admits he's 3 days from retirement, he's either going to get killed within 3 minutes on screen, or he's going to experience the most exciting/dangerous 3 days of his career, only to wrap it all up and retire on time with cake and a bandaged flesh wound.

With his wife, 2 1/2 kids around and his young reckless partner cracking a joke as he blow the candles out.

[Butterbean]

I'm sorry, but the lady cop jammed the glock 19 slide when she held onto it. 

Rob, what does that mean?  My friend had her gun on the chest of a guy, pulled the trigger and it wouldn't fire.  Do you think the above is what happened?

[knny187]

Rob, what does that mean?  My friend had her gun on the chest of a guy, pulled the trigger and it wouldn't fire.  Do you think the above is what happened?

??  What the hell Stella?

Anyways....if the action isn't all the way forwards...gun will not fire.

[Cap]

The minute I have a female partner that doesn't back me up is the minute I file my first complaint.  Seriously, who would want to patrol the streets with that backing you up?

[Butterbean]

??  What the hell Stella?

Anyways....if the action isn't all the way forwards...gun will not fire.

She's a cop

[The Squadfather]

And now the cop is suspended but that won't stop him from getting his man

hahahaha, and the cop doesn't have time to be nurse mating a rookie.

[m8]

haha yes i really enjoyed every slap he gave her.

It's as if they expect to NEVER get hit just because they're born female.
Bullshit. She's a COP and should be able to handle this kind of situation, and she's obviously not fit for it.

[Mars]

It's as if they expect to NEVER get hit just because they're born female.
Bullshit. She's a COP and should be able to handle this kind of situation, and she's obviously not fit for it.

exactly, i will never say i will not hit a women, they can really push you to it.

[MikeThaMachine]

exactly, i will never say i will not hit a women, they can really push you to it.

If they want to fight me like a man then I will beat there ass like one. But a woman pissed because you actually did something wrong has every right to slap you upside the head while you sit there and take it but no ball shots.

[Deadpool]

It's as if they expect to NEVER get hit just because they're born female.
Bullshit. She's a COP and should be able to handle this kind of situation, and she's obviously not fit for it.

agreed.  but I have seen plenty of FAT FAT FAT male cops too