Author Topic: Nasser's back!! Preparing for the AC Nasser style (Read 25801 times)

bb.comscribe · « **on:** February 22, 2008, 12:13:06 AM »

Here is Nasser with assistant manager of the glorious Nasser underwear campaign designed for the express purpose of accumulating as much money as possible, all proceeds to be used for his expensive airline ticket to Columbus, Ohio, to reach his final goal (besides the highest possible sale of underwear): to stand onstage with his "friends", the other AC champions.

Nasser says he, "Can't wait to sell by myself and through Jorge Ignacio Espinoza Truchillio as much soiled underwear as possible." "must make ends meet." Continues Nasser: "the stain remover is never too far way. Must maintain clean stock."

"Again, orders on my website are welcome, but I also take checks addressed to me", says Nasser.

bb.comscribe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:20:15 AM »

Nasser with "the assistant manager of my company displaying our current exclusive line of special underwear. It is a great deal and will bolster our AC campaign."

Says Nasser: this shot was taken after a workout on Monday this week. Afterwards my assisst manager pulled my under wear off and sent it in for true grit who PM's me secretly all the time
to my hidden name on the board."

bb.comscribe · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:24:40 AM »

Shopping 'N' Style

bb.comscribe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:27:25 AM »

Undie 500

webcake · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:40:54 AM »

R.I.P Nasser

Barracuda · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2008, 01:14:33 AM »

What's up Robson - are we helping you convince potential publishers that people do give a damn about Nasser?

I guess DCN is really mad at Truegrit huh?

wolfgang187 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 22, 2008, 01:45:48 AM »

NASSER HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR TO SET TIME ASIDE FOR THOSE PICTURES.

Mars · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2008, 01:56:33 AM »

Barracuda · « **Reply #8 on:** February 22, 2008, 01:58:48 AM »

He's retired and he has all the time in the world. Its Robson's humor not Nasser's - nice of nasser to play along though.

For now its all about the book baby.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #9 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:00:04 AM »

Quote from: Red Hook on February 22, 2008, 04:51:03 AM

yes, this is how a millionaire spend his free time

sounds like a man on the street corner asking for some loose change

It's meant to. It's Nasser's new tactic to keep his name out there: irony.

These old boys just can't let go and fade into dignified obscurity.

Barracuda · « **Reply #10 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:08:50 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on February 22, 2008, 05:00:04 AM

It's meant to. It's Nasser's new tactic to keep his name out there: irony.

Exactly publishers don't waste time on obscure bodybuilders...unless... there's some kind of controversy surrounding them - hence the Nasser vendetta against most of his former colleagues.

Ann coulter marketing 101

Sumpa · « **Reply #11 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:25:32 AM »

Nasser owning the pumpkin-heads yet again! Good stuff.

Playboy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:32:24 AM »

If Nasser did train for the Arnold he would place dead last.

Barracuda · « **Reply #13 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:36:54 AM »

Quote from: Sumpa on February 22, 2008, 05:25:32 AM

Nasser owning the pumpkin-heads yet again! Good stuff.

Hah hah ha - jeez you are seriously retarded.

Read this thread again moron

or

is that your canned statement when you are nothing to say?

Thongboy!

bigguns23 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 22, 2008, 05:55:10 AM »

Quote from: Sumpa on February 22, 2008, 05:25:32 AM

Nasser owning the pumpkin-heads yet again! Good stuff.

wow.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:53:19 AM »

Great

Condor · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:59:39 AM »

Why is it in most pictures Nasser has that blank stare and looks like a dork?

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:59:58 AM »

Quote from: bb.comscribe on February 22, 2008, 12:13:06 AM

Here is Nasser with assistant manager of the glorious Nasser underwear campaign designed for the express purpose of accumulating as much money as possible, all proceeds to be used for his expensive airline ticket to Columbus, Ohio, to reach his final goal (besides the highest possible sale of underwear): to stand onstage with his "friends", the other AC champions.

Nasser says he, "Can't wait to sell by myself and through Jorge Ignacio Espinoza Truchillio as much soiled underwear as possible." "must make ends meet." Continues Nasser: "the stain remover is never too far way. Must maintain clean stock."

"Again, orders on my website are welcome, but I also take checks addressed to me", says Nasser.

Hey Nasser------I know you think you are one clever comedic satirist but...YOu FAIL!!! hahaha that was terrible-----real corny.

it just comes off as pretentious and you seem like a hurt little boy lashing out.

Sharma · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:06:21 AM »

Brilliant thread. Thank you David. Good to see that Nasser retains his wit and intelligence. No surprise to see the usual suspects (pumpkinheads) post on a thread about the uncrowned Mr Olympia and greatest ever Arnold Classic winner.

Thank you for keeping Nasser firmly on top page as he deserves guys

WhiteCastle · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:10:34 AM »

Quote from: Condor on February 22, 2008, 06:59:39 AM

Why is it in most pictures Nasser has that blank stare and looks like a dork?

Because he's doing all he can to prevent his eyes from going crossed as usual!

This Nasser thread has been brutally savaged by Pumpkinheads. Team Nasser won't recover it.

BayGBM · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:51:36 AM »

Is this thread supposed to be funny? It isn’t. Nasser has experienced more in bodybuilding and given more to fans than any of you can imagine. When he was competing in the 1990s and 2000s the fans absolutely loved him (his mail bag proved it); the promoters loved him; and other bodybuilders, pros and amateurs, looked up to him. The schmoes and wannabes busted more wads in his honor than anyone else and they weren’t shy about saying so. Why do you think he started selling articles of his clothing?

The man has placed 3rd in the Olympia (twice) and 2nd in the 1990s; he can legitimately claim to have been the second best in the world. Can any of you say the same about your chosen sport, hobby, or profession? Can any of you crack the top 10? top 100? Top 1000? I suggest you all spend a little more time on self improvement and less time trying to be comedians.

Now, go bust a wad... (it'll be your little secret)

TrueGrit · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:55:09 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on February 22, 2008, 07:51:36 AM

The schmoes and wannabes busted more wads in his honor than anyone else and they weren’t shy about saying so. Why do you think he started selling articles of his clothing?

Now, go bust a wad... (i'll be your little secret)

Wow..something to be proud of. He was a gay icon and milked the pink dollar from guys who jack off to musclemen. We are not worthy of such greatness.

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:59:16 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on February 22, 2008, 07:51:36 AM

Is this thread supposed to be funny? It isn’t. Nasser has experienced more in bodybuilding and given more to fans than any of you can imagine. When he was competing in the 1990s and 2000s the fans absolutely loved him (his mail bag proved it); the promoters loved him; and other bodybuilders, pros and amateurs, looked up to him. The schmoes and wannabes busted more wads in his honor than anyone else and they weren’t shy about saying so. Why do you think he started selling articles of his clothing?

The man has placed 3rd in the Olympia (twice) and 2nd in the 1990s; he can legitimately claim to have been the second best in the world. Can any of you say the same about your chosen sport, hobby, or profession? Can any of you crack the top 10? top 100? Top 1000? I suggest you all spend a little more time on self improvement and less time trying to be comedians.

Now, go bust a wad... (i'll be your little secret)

bay are you saying that Team Nasser is in fact filled with closeted homosexuals??

bigbobs · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2008, 08:34:40 AM »

Quote from: Barracuda on February 22, 2008, 05:36:54 AM

Hah hah ha - jeez you are seriously retarded.

Read this thread again moron

or

is that your canned statement when you are nothing to say?
Thongboy!

You're obviously failing to see Nasser's sense of humour if you think that he's getting "owned" in this thread. He sarcastically took these pictures for a laugh at certain getbiggers' belief that he supports himself today with underwear sales - in other words, he is able to take a joke and contribute to it as well. For others to not even see something so simple and start replying as though Nasser is owned or that posting these pictures is an attempt to market his book is really self-ownage due to their own stupidity.

Quote from: Barracuda on February 22, 2008, 01:58:48 AM

He's retired and he has all the time in the world. Its Robson's humor not Nasser's - nice of nasser to play along though.

For now its all about the book baby.

No it's not Robson's humour - Robson is in Australia and Nasser in San Diego (where the pictures were taken). If this were all an attempt to market his book, then how come similar posts are not being made on all major forums, but only getbig.com? Nasser did not even get involved with getbig.com until he was told by friends that his name is being posted a lot by "Team Nasser" back around September or October/07.

bigbobs · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2008, 08:38:34 AM »

The Wizard still looking HUGE and LEAN in February/2008!