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mass 04

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If pumplard was president
« on: February 22, 2008, 03:11:20 PM »
mandatory oval office "sleep overs"
"fact finding missions" to Malaysia
XXXL Bathtubs in the White House
his black landlord as "secretary of his interior"
cut the defense budget and hire 5,000 more cooks
deport Chris Hansen
air force one is replaced with an ice cream truck (airplanes can scare kids, not good for his love life)
change the national anthem to the Seasame Street Song

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Re: If pumplard was president
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 03:29:42 PM »
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  mass, you're one of the funniest dudes on getbig ;D

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Re: If pumplard was president
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 03:59:39 PM »
mandatory oval office "sleep overs"
"fact finding missions" to Malaysia
XXXL Bathtubs in the White House
his black landlord as "secretary of his interior"
cut the defense budget and hire 5,000 more cooks
deport Chris Hansen
air force one is replaced with an ice cream truck (airplanes can scare kids, not good for his love life)
change the national anthem to the Seasame Street Song
and demand "mass" 04 to post a pic........hahahahah

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Re: If pumplard was president
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 04:02:29 PM »
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  mass, you're one of the funniest dudes on getbig ;D
and the thread wouldn't be complete without the ass licking from the resident bitch,  pandaphile