mandatory oval office "sleep overs"
"fact finding missions" to Malaysia
XXXL Bathtubs in the White House
his black landlord as "secretary of his interior"
cut the defense budget and hire 5,000 more cooks
deport Chris Hansen
air force one is replaced with an ice cream truck (airplanes can scare kids, not good for his love life)
change the national anthem to the Seasame Street Song