The amount of testosterone floating around in that match would be unheard of.
In one corner, the leathery faced, balding colossus of the wannahaveapenis world.....Steroiditupbab y!!!!
In the other corner, she who suffers a midlife crisis, delusions of grandeur, and massive steroid cycles, the punisher from another mother.............Laura Lee!!!!
My eyes would probably start bleeding.