You Wanna Be Freaky? Then You Gotta Eat Freaky!
We have now entered what many deem as the most difficult aspect of this sport.
I've said this before, and I will say it again, you cannot get a highly competitive physique and maintain your abs all year long! It doesn’t work that way. And unfortunately, the majority of today’s magazines make this out to be the case.
The quickest way to gain mass is to eat, like you have never eaten before, and ask questions latter! If you have ever been to Venice Beach, you will understand exactly what I am talking about. Bodybuilders are absolute tanks in the off season!
I’m not sure how many of you are familiar with Ian Harrison, but he is actually one of the founders of the massive physiques you see on stage today. He is one of the first athletes to bulk up to over 320 pounds on a consistent basis, and as far as pure size is concerned, he was right up there with Yates, Rhul, and Nasser. Ian has stated that he literally doesn’t care what he looks like in the off season, as long as he’s gaining size. In fact he has been quoted with eating three liters of ice cream a day while bulking. Literally, as long as he doesn’t throw it up, he will eat it!
And even then he may force feed it. During a seminar he told a very inspiring story. He ate 30 desiccated liver tablets, felt sick and threw them up. They went flying across the room. What did he do? Casually rinsed them off, and re-downed them, because he knew that was what it would take for him to get the physique he wanted. Ian has a difficult time gaining weight, so he did what it took to gain it!
“ If you want to be one of the big boys, you can't just say eat when you are hungry. Or I'll just eat this, or I'm full, I can't eat that. You've got to just eat it. You're not eating cause you like it, you're eating to grow! If you have to force feed yourself, then do it! When I stopped competing it took me months to regain my appetite. I mean since I was 15 I force fed myself constantly, and you get to hate the idea of eating. But that’s what it took“
Quote - Ian Harrison
It’s a fact that bodybuilders do not stay within 5-10 pounds of their contest shape, not if they are one of the monsters up there. Ian has an extremely insane regimen, in which he eats anything he can get his hands on all day, and essentially just makes sure that he gets 50 grams of protein in him every two hours to keep his amino acid intake up.
Lee Priest is the same way, in one interview he stated that he had lost, something like 300 pounds over the last three years! That’s insane! But do you think he could have developed a physique that freaky by staying lean all year long? Absolutely not! If you have ever seen his videos, you know that Lee feasts on Kentucky Fried Chicken, Mc Donalds, and other tasty food sources in the off season. One of my favorite quotes from him during a contest was this:
Just three more days, and no more chicken and rice. Actually I will eat chicken, but it will be Kentucky, and I will have rice, but it’ll be fried. “
Lee’s got a good sense of humor. Another story that comes to mind is Mike Mattarazzos off season shakes! Here is a quote from the man with the freakiest arms of all time!
If I couldn't finish a meal during the day, I would put a cup and a half of apple juice in the blender -- and this is the honest-to-God truth -- and throw steaks, fish, whatever I couldn't chew, into the blender. Then I would hold my nose and suck it down. That's a fact. Many times I puked that stuff back up, but it did the job….If you have been working hard in the gym, but you're not making the gains you want, there's one very simple reason: You're not eating enough.
As you have also noticed and heard, many bodybuilders eat junk food in the off season, because it is impossible to stay clean and get the amount of calories needed for these mammoths to gain size! Some of the most hardcore athletes in the world will actually bring their fast food meals with them to the gym so that they continue to stay in a state of anabolism! That’s no joke, its what they do to obtain freaky big size( you can’t pick that up in a text book)!
Junk food is so calorie dense, that if you maintain a high protein intake you can gain quite a bit of muscle mass off the stuff. Take the Austrian Oak for example. When he went in the military, all they had was junk food. However, he had to eat, or he couldn’t continue to grow. He rolled up his sleeves and ate as much of these foods as possible, and ended up putting on about 40 pounds! More than he had ever gained!
Am I telling you to go out and start eating junk food? No and no wise although you may advance to a point in which it is necessary). What I am telling you, is that you are going to have to eat like you want to be freaky, or you will never be freaky! If you can’t finish your meal, tuff! Rest pause for 5 minutes and force it down. There is no excuse for not gaining mass, you just need to do what it takes to gain it!
let me fix this wonderful speech and add some reality that with out it you will never be big,,you may very well be fat and in america fat and big is same thing but if you truly aim at getting big you have to be on the following
1. CONSTANT USE OF HORMONES,,WITH OUT THEM YOU WILL EITHER BE VERY FAT OR THIN TO ATHLETIC...USUALLY THE ATHLETIC LOOK IS ON SMALL TO AVERAGE DOSES OF ORALS BUT THATS FOR A DIFF DAY
2. YOU HAVE TO EAT TRUE BUT WITH OUT ADUCATE LEVEL OF HORMONES AND IF NOT TAKING ENOUGH HORMONES IN RELASHION TO YOUR LEAN MUSCLE MASS YOU WILL ONLY GROW FAT AND NOT GROW BIG
3. FORCE FEED IS VERY GOOD BUT IT WILL DO NOTHING TO YOU WITH OUT GROWTH HORMONE AND INSULIN FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY T3 ,,,A MUST ON ALL 3 AND WITH OUT THEM YUO WILL NEVER SEE THE NUBER 250LB AT SINGLE DIGT UYNLESS YOU ARE 6'9 ANTENA AND EVEN THEN YOU WONT IN MOST CASES
4. WHEN EATING A LOT YOU CAN NOT EAT CLEAN ,,,NO ONE DOES IT BUT IF YOU EAT YOUR CHINEASE MEAL YOUR BURGER AND YORU ICECREAM AND DONT KNOW YOUR HORMONES AND THEIR BI PRODUTS YOU WILL GET FAT AND DO NOTHING AT ALL,,,IF YOU EAT CLEAN YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT A LOT PERIOD
5. IF NATURAL EATING CLEAN AND A LOT ONLY MAKE YOU QUIT BODYBUIULDING BECAUSE YOU WONT GROW ALTHOUGH WILL PUSH INTO YOURSELF A LOT OF CALORIES AND EVN THOUGH GOOD ONES THEY WONT HELP WHEN YOURE NATURAL AND OVER 25
6. YOU CAN SIT IN THE KITCHEN AND DRINK ALL YOUR MEALS AND MAKE SURE YOU GET IN 5000 CALORIES AND IT WILL BE SAME EXACXT AS SOLID FOOD AS LONG AS YOU DO IT EVERY 2-3 HOURS INSTED OF EVERY 3-4 HOURS,,
7. THE ABOVE NUMBER 6 WONT HELP YOU IF YOURE NATURAL ONLY HORMONIZED,,,AND IF HORMONIZED 10 PAPETI FOODS EGGWHITES SMALL PACKAGES A DAY EAILY DRINKABLE WILL DO WHAT ANY OTHER PROTIEN DOES ONLY BETER...IT NATURAL FOOD AND BETTER THAN PROTIEN POWDER
8. ALL THE LIFTERS WHO GET UP IN WEIGHT TO THE 300LB BETTER HAVE THE MUSCLE SHAPE NEEDED OTHER WIZE THEY WILL FOREVER BE TROPOPINED AND BY THAT I MEAN SIMPLY DONT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A PROFESSIONAL NO MATTER HOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE THEY POSES
9. ALWAYS REMEMBR THAT ON EVERY GIANT THERE IS THIS 156 POUNDER IN THE GYM THAT WASH THE FLOOR WITH HIM,,,IT IS ALL IN THE SYMETRY AND THE MUSCLE SHAPE WITH GOOD FOUNATION A MUST
10. BODYBUILDING IS ILLUSION ,,IF YOU CANT BE 220 LB AND LOOK 240LB ....THEN BODYBUILDING IS NOT FOR YOU FRIENDS
THIS IS REALITY FRIENDS,,,,PUSH IN CALORIES IS ALL GOOD AND NICE,,,BUT YOU BETTER HAVE ENOUGH HORMONES AND YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU TRAIN SLEEP THINK AND DO ONLY BODYBUILDING,,NO ONE TRULY NEED 300LB IN OFFSEASON ,,,IF YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT ...SEE STEVE REEVES ...SEE ARNOLD....SEE FRANK ZANE.,....MOST GUYS WHO GO UP TO 300LB OR EVEN 270LB ARE USUALLY THINKING THAT BY ADDING WEIGHT THEY WILL COVER BAD BODY PARTS...THEY WILL MAKE THINGS THAT ARE NOT THERE SUDDENLY APPEAR,,,,,THIS FRIENDS IS NOT BODYBUILDING IT HAS A NAME AND IT IS CALLED
POWER LIFTING
I LIKE POWERLIFTING BUT POWERLIFTING IS NO BODYBUILDING ,,,BOTH HAVE THEIR PLACE AND BOTH KIND OF LIFTERS HAVE MY RESPECT YET THE APPROACH IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT