true story...
about 10 years ago i was driving through the Lowe's parking lot and saw a dude running in a crouched position in between the parked cars, then i saw 3 dudes in red "Lowe's" shirts running from the store...but going the wrong way. the dude stood up and bolted to a car that was obviously waiting for him about 20 yards in front of me. seeing that it was obviously a robbery, i hit the gas and tried to hit him with my car. he jumped out of the way as i passed the getaway car (it was an old Chevy nova). i pulled the emergency brake on my car and turned the wheel blocking the escape of the car.......until they plowed into the front left corner of my car. i jumped out (over their hood0 and tried to open the car door but it was locked. as i looked in the car...it was an old woman driving!!!! (probably the dudes mom!). i ran over to the passenger side and was able to pull the door open as the guy was yanking on it to shut it. he got it shut and locked it as he was screaming like a girl.....kinda funny....
so i ran back over to the drivers side as they were pushing my car to the side with their car.....i tried to kick the drivers side window so i could get in......but i missed as they were pulling off and hit part of the car that splits the front and rear window........
then they drove away
so i stood there with a broken foot, a crunched up car, and was belittled by the police for a good 40 minutes about how dumb i was for trying to stop them.....
after the police filled out their report, i drove home and hobbled in to rest because my adrenaline was through the roof.
1) broken foot sucked and cost $$$ to see the doctor
2) crunched car cost $$$$ to get fixed
3) no one from Lowe's even called to thank me or ask how i was
4) bad guys got away
but its a funny story to tell your friends....just glad i didn't get shot in the face. LOL
