Beach Bum used to brag about how noble he was to quit high school at 17 to support his family.
Then he bragged about being a college professor.
It's really great they let high school dropouts teach college.
Also he commonly refers to books he's read, including one by Sam Walton. However, when a discussion comes up about the Waltons, he says he's never heard of them. I guess high school dropouts who teach at the university level have memory issues...