How to pick up chicks at the Internet

[Slin1]

I failed the most times i is up clubbing so I'm kind of desperate. So how do you do it and what sites to use? I'm not bad looking but not very good talking to the girls and to often to drunk..

[Hugo Chavez]

Nordic suggests you try realdoll.com

[Slin1]

Nordic suggests you try realdoll.com

Don't want no doll me want's the real thing

[smoothasf]

your obviously "ugly as fuck"......... on a positive.... try homes for the disabled

[freespirit]

Just go out clubbing and ask about 100 skanks women (1 at the time) is she wants to sleep with you. There's always at least 1 who takes the bate.   

[Slin1]

Just go out clubbing and ask about 100 skanks women (1 at the time) is she wants to sleep with you. There's always at least 1 who takes the bate.   

Should i just say will you sleep with me or should i say someting nicer like i bring you breakfast in the morning or my bed have room for both of us?

[Deadpool]

myspace...you can shop on line, and if not that, then porn aint bad

[onlyme]

Yea keep trying on the internet, we will soon see you on Predator

[powerpack]

Actually as long as you don't seem like a crazy person on the internet, woman do the hunting!!!

I talk on another site with a political, bodybuilding and man talk board and I have had several woman hit on me.
I show no interest in anything but the content of the boards and at most I might vaguely flirt with a woman but I have had 4 married woman send me nude pictures of themselves!
I even posted some under the MILF thread on the sex board 

Even FACEBOOK there was a function for showing that you are interested in some or something like that, I down loaded the function by mistake
I was hit on straight away by 12 woman (10 from RSA, one from England who sent me a pic of her self in a bubbly bath and one from the United States)
I very quickly deleted the function LOL

I am a happily married man who does not look for pussy on the net but seem to get lots of offers.
On the net the chicks are the predators............... . especially the married ones

[freespirit]

Should i just say will you sleep with me or should i say someting nicer like i bring you breakfast in the morning or my bed have room for both of us?

No just be a bit rough otherwise you attract the wrong type of girls, the type that likes to talk to you about poetry and stuff.  You don't need smalltalk!     

[240 is Back]

Actually as long as you don't seem like a crazy person on the internet, woman do the hunting!!!

it's true.

women believe they are the hottest shit on earth until they are 25.  They believe no man is good enough, yada yada.

They turn 25 and suddenly the clock starts ticking and they'll accept a ring from anything with a pulse and a willingness to reproduce.

Slight exaggeration, but you get the point.  Set your myspace friend search filter to age 25-32 and clean up, buddy!

[powerpack]

it's true.

women believe they are the hottest shit on earth until they are 25.  They believe no man is good enough, yada yada.

They turn 25 and suddenly the clock starts ticking and they'll accept a ring from anything with a pulse and a willingness to reproduce.

Slight exaggeration, but you get the point.  Set your myspace friend search filter to age 25-32 and clean up, buddy!

Yup them and divorced chicks are always on the prowl 

[240 is Back]

Yup them and divorced chicks are always on the prowl 

Yep.

And there are a slew of 35 to 45 women DYING to throw themselves at any guy who smiles at them. 

Their hubbies have, of course, upgraded to a younger version.

[Quickerblade]

nothing better then a bitch with a low self esteem!

[w8m8]

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