How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?

[Croatch]

I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance.

[rocket]

I reckon you should stick to amusing comments in threads, rather than attempting to take this humour directly to the people.  This isn't quite as well timed.

[davidpaul]

do all of your exercises in the smith machine

[Croatch]

I reckon you should stick to amusing comments in threads, rather than attempting to take this humour directly to the people.  This isn't quite as well timed.

I just noticed that all the "hardcore" bodybuilders at my gym usually lift with 2 other people and run gear.  I just think with some help, I can achieve mediocre things in the gym too by being HARDCORE!  I also plan on working on the "mind muscle" connection.
Help me please.

[webcake]

Simple. If in doubt, up the dosage. And little things like screaming at the bar and staring down people.

[kiwiol]

I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance.

Wear cut off Daisy Dukes and construction boots while you workout; make gay poses and hit most musculars in the middle of the gym making sure everyone's looking; carry around a gallon jug of water everywhere (very important); Have more craters on your face and back than Jupiter's moon Io; wear a fanny pack and striped tights with Otomix boots and an XXXXL top with a hideous design when going around to places like banks or the mall; get blue stars in your Getbig profile; make friends with weird looking people like the ones seen in MD after parties and make sure you take plenty of thumbs up pics in said parties with a happy look on your face even though you've got your arm around Renee Toney's waist; Don't lift more than 25 lb on any exercise, but make sure you're constantly sipping a pre, during and post workout shake that has 'anabolic' ingredients so you don't lose precious muscle...

I could go on and on, but the point is, you're only limited by your imagination. Good luck for your next show

[Stu]

Quit your job and move into your mom's basement.

[DK II]

Wear cut off Daisy Dukes and construction boots while you workout; make gay poses and hit most musculars in the middle of the gym making sure everyone's looking; carry around a gallon jug of water everywhere (very important); Have more craters on your face and back than Jupiter's moon Io; wear a fanny pack and striped tights with Otomix boots and an XXXXL top with a hideous design when going around to places like banks or the mall; get blue stars in your Getbig profile; make friends with weird looking people like the ones seen in MD after parties and make sure you take plenty of thumbs up pics in said parties with a happy look on your face even though you've got your arm around Renee Toney's waist; Don't lift more than 25 lb on any exercise, but make sure you're constantly sipping a pre, during and post workout shake that has 'anabolic' ingredients so you don't lose precious muscle...

I could go on and on, but the point is, you're only limited by your imagination. Good luck for your next show

Don't forget that some time in the slammer can only take him further!

[rocket]

I highly recommend stopping brushing your teeth by the way.

[Red Hook]

consume 10,000 cals per day all from protein and stop brushing your teeth

[Stu]

Damn, some of you guys don't seem to give these world famous athletes the respect they greatly deserve, I take it you are all jealous of the millionaire lifestyles these great champions so obviously lead.

[Stu]

Own a 28k sq ft home, just like Flex.

[Stu]

Buy Advil by the crate, you never know when it might come in handy.

[Stu]

Claim to be a "business man" when in actual fact you are a small time "drug dealer".

[noodrin]

Claim to be a "business man" when in actual fact you are a small time "drug dealer".

hahaha

[Playboy]

I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance.

Quit complaining, being jealous of others on gear and start training and maybe you'll get somewhere. Either that or take pride in lifting peanuts and looking as shitty as possible. Lol, funny how no one knows how to mind their own business now a days. Everyone is too concerned about what others do.         

[DK II]

Quit complaining, being jealous of others on gear and start training and maybe you'll get somewhere. Either that or take pride in lifting peanuts and looking as shitty as possible. Lol, funny how no one knows how to mind their own business now a days. Everyone is too concerned about what others do.         

Don't make someone post the pics of your "gym" again, dumpster! 

[dr.chimps]

I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance.

Well, ya got the shitty cynical attitude down to a science. And you seem to have abnegated any personal responsibility, so I figure you're halfway there. Keep up the good work.   

[DK II]

Well, ya got the shitty cynical attitude down to a science. And you seem to have abnegated any personal responsibility, so I figure you're halfway there. Keep up the good work.   

LOL, best answer so far!!!

[rocket]

I'd suggest you make sure you're a good top and a passable bottom, too.

[The Squadfather]

Wear cut off Daisy Dukes and construction boots while you workout; make gay poses and hit most musculars in the middle of the gym making sure everyone's looking; carry around a gallon jug of water everywhere (very important); Have more craters on your face and back than Jupiter's moon Io; wear a fanny pack and striped tights with Otomix boots and an XXXXL top with a hideous design when going around to places like banks or the mall; get blue stars in your Getbig profile; make friends with weird looking people like the ones seen in MD after parties and make sure you take plenty of thumbs up pics in said parties with a happy look on your face even though you've got your arm around Renee Toney's waist; Don't lift more than 25 lb on any exercise, but make sure you're constantly sipping a pre, during and post workout shake that has 'anabolic' ingredients so you don't lose precious muscle...

I could go on and on, but the point is, you're only limited by your imagination. Good luck for your next show

[Nordic Beast]

well you do make really fruity youtube videos of yourself training in skimpy tank-tops while creed plays in the background


so you are "hardcore" something

[Rimbaud]

do all of your exercises in the smith machine

With four or five spotters.

[SS]

Great thread

[polychronopolous]

Throw the "I am thinking about gettin into MMA" option everyonce in a while... Book a photo shoot with some boxing gloves on or possibly get into the ring with a newly beaten welterweight who could use a little exposure too and leak those pics out onto the web.... it's a win win situtation for both