Guys how many times do I have to tell you 
According to Eddie Giuliani a very well known politician stuck a GI Joe dressed as a Red Indian up his kyber as he was doing a crouching most muscular. It was Indian head dress that did the damage on the way out.
You've already been disqualified here as a bunk source.
Thanks for playing, it was entertaining.
But please keep the stories coming, as long as you remember that we know they're-more than likely-fake.
Cheers.
