Watch it Stark, we all know Derek heroically stood his ground against the highly intimidating Vince Goodrum. Now he's covered himself in a ton of scummy looking tattoos, so he really looks like a low-life. Gives him that street/dirtbag look advantage. What will you do if he spits his HIV infected mucus into your eye? At least we know when he spat on Goodrum, Vince/Melvin probably already was infected and therefore immune. What if he enlists an army of aging homos who try to smother you with their sagging scrotums? I'd reconsider this highly perilous challenge of yours.