Author Topic: How to spend Bush's rebate check.........  (Read 1038 times)

Neurotoxin

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2101
How to spend Bush's rebate check.........
« on: March 04, 2008, 04:11:59 PM »
How to spend the Bush rebate :

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.



NT  


stormshadow

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1655
  • Getbig!
Re: How to spend Bush's rebate check.........
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 04:36:57 PM »
How to spend the Bush rebate :

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.



NT  ;D
 



What about spending it on a crappy car?  Then it will support American autoworkers.

The Coach

  • Guest
Re: How to spend Bush's rebate check.........
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2008, 05:17:39 PM »
 ;D



Hugo Chavez

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31866
Re: How to spend Bush's rebate check.........
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2008, 05:27:27 PM »
How to spend the Bush rebate :

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.



NT  ;D
 


You forgot the money allocated straight to the coporations which will be used to advace overseas operations ;D  whoo hooo!!!!

Straw Man

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 41015
  • one dwells in nirvana
Re: How to spend Bush's rebate check.........
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 05:48:48 PM »

loco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19094
  • loco like a fox
Re: How to spend Bush's rebate check.........
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2008, 06:36:57 AM »
Then why don't you Americans save it here and gain some interest?

https://www.emigrantdirect.com/EmigrantDirectWeb/index.jsp

Dang, last year or the year before I looked and the APY was 5.25%, but today it's down to 3.60%...still pretty good for a savings account with no fees, no minimums and you can withdraw your money anytime you want to.  It's FDIC insured too.  A savings account at your local bank will give you less than 1% APY these days.

boonasty

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1367
  • are you a famous getbigger? click on the globe!