Yeah - you reckon?

I suppose you are doing -
Bicep curls - eating Ice cream
Wrist curls - masturbating
Squats - taking a shit
Deadlifts - carrying your fat gut around takes a lot of back strength so standing up straight is enough for deads
Cardio - chasing kids after school
We all know you don't need any chest work - colossal titties
Anything else?