man are you a shemale? where's you fucking reproductive appendice?
a) you must be gay if you are that interested in his dong. Welcome my fellow queer.
b) those posing trunks are too small!
c) in Mikes defense, he could be a grower not a show-er. I have a huge cock (it has been said I need a crane to lift it), but that is only obvious when its hard. I don’t know of this specifically applies to Mike; it is a possibility though.