Dude,
I would pay top dollar for that video if it existed. Bea Arthur is a bit mannish, but even at 92, Betty White is do-able.
In case you missed the memo, there are no scales of justice videos. Only one was filmed (Levrone) and due to a technical snafu, the video is MIA. Only Chuck Norris himself could save it. Dennis Wolf and Trey Brewer both gave reasonable accounts of their weights and were not put to the Scales of Justice.
My apologies to JPegg for lugging his digital scale all around the Expo. I hope your left trapezius muscle at least noticed some gains from the experience.