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« on: March 12, 2008, 02:35:31 PM »


WICHITA, Kan.  —  Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

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Re: Squadfather is a woman?
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 02:39:19 PM »
WTF?

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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 02:40:44 PM »
Only in the good old U.S.A.

What amazes me is that the boyfriend never had to take a shit himself? I mean, if she was constantly on the shitter, then how in the hell did he ever get to use it?

Again, only in the good old U.S.A.!

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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 02:42:40 PM »

WICHITA, Kan.  —  Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html


He's not a woman just Derek Antony's Bitch

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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 02:44:15 PM »
Just when you think you've heard it all.......
HAHA, RON.....

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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 02:56:05 PM »
Great toilet stamina  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 02:57:32 PM »
That's a lot of newspapers.

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 03:12:04 PM »
I bet the toilet smelled real good.

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2008, 03:40:35 PM »
Okay I have to say, there is not much that really surprises me anymore since the day I found a special webpage.

But This .... this has me surprised, very surprised.

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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2008, 03:43:35 PM »
Okay I have to say, there is not much that really surprises me anymore since the day I found a special webpage.

But This .... this has me surprised, very surprised.

Yeah, I've heard it takes a lot to surprise a Polack.

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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2008, 03:45:16 PM »
Yeah, I've heard it takes a lot to surprise a Polack.

first my uneducated friend I'm not a Polack far from it, and second you don't really have a clue who's who and whats what here right?

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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2008, 03:47:28 PM »
first my uneducated friend I'm not a Polack far from it, and second you don't really have a clue who's who and whats what here right?

Oh, my bad. It's just that DonkeyKong and Affeman have the refined German demeanor.  you, on the other hand, have a very Polish air about you.

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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2008, 03:50:45 PM »
Oh, my bad. It's just that DonkeyKong and Affeman have the refined German demeanor.  you, on the other hand, have a very Polish air about you.

::) try harder

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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2008, 03:52:16 PM »
::) try harder

I'm not trying to offend you. I'm just wondering why you'd marry a Latvian.

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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2008, 03:54:13 PM »
I'm not trying to offend you. I'm just wondering why you'd marry a Latvian.

uh oh lol you sound very familiar ::)

To answer your question, latvian woman are one of the most beautiful woman in the world but I think I have told
you that a lot of times under the other nick ;)

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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2008, 03:55:44 PM »
Okay I have to say, there is not much that really surprises me anymore since the day I found a special webpage.


Are you talking about a certain Ogrish?  :P

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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2008, 03:56:25 PM »
uh oh lol you sound very familiar ::)

To answer your question, latvian woman are one of the most beautiful woman in the world but I think I have told
you that a lot of times under the other nick ;)

Oh, jesus, who am I now?

And of course a Pole would find a Latvian attractive.  I totally understand that.

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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2008, 03:57:59 PM »
Are you talking about a certain Ogrish?  :P

lol but of course, hey m8 you watched that movie of the scumbag who kills the dog by hitting him with a brick? I haven't had the balls yet
to watch it, give me any beheading and I watch it, but cruelty to animals lol .... the mystery of humans ;)

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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2008, 04:00:13 PM »
Stark is a sad and lonely attention whore with no social skills  or life.

He is afraid of guys with muscle. He bows his head when they pass.

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2008, 04:02:35 PM »
lol but of course, hey m8 you watched that movie of the scumbag who kills the dog by hitting him with a brick? I haven't had the balls yet
to watch it, give me any beheading and I watch it, but cruelty to animals lol .... the mystery of humans ;)

I watched it, it's pretty brutal, especially the sounds the dog makes... I recommend you to watch it.

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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2008, 04:03:26 PM »



Stark should post a picture of his wife, and then we can determine if Latvians are indeed beautiful. 

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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2008, 04:04:43 PM »
I watched it, it's pretty brutal, especially the sounds the dog makes... I recommend you to watch it.

i read that he is kinda pissed that the dog is pissing at his bike right?

m8 I dare you double dare you to post the movie on the petboard :D

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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2008, 10:19:36 PM »
i read somewhere that the boyfriend was caught jacking off on the toilet over 2 years ago...His girlfriend went and sat on the toilet and told him that he can't do it anymore...

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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2008, 10:58:33 PM »
there's a dog nearby that i would seriously consider killing with a brick. fucking thing yaps constantly.

actually i wouldn't kill a dog for this reason no matter how much it drove me up the wall, but stupid people should not be permitted to own animals or breed. seriously, you should have to prove you are capable of being responsible before you have kids or animals. stupid people should also pay higher taxes, which imo is only fair because of their increased likelihood of being a burden to society.


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« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2008, 11:07:10 PM »
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