I hear you dude, my wife gives me hell about it but every now and then I'll binge on big macs (2-3), large fries, 2-3 hot fudge sundaes, and a 6 pic mcnugget. I always get water instead of Coke because I'm watching my calories. epic hypocrisy 
last night i went to whataburger and ate three triple cheese burgers with mustard,pickles,and jalapenos.and a chicken strip basket and drank about 3-4 Dr peppers.later i was in the shower brushing my teeth and threw up all over the fucking shower,i say that was a good night

then before i went to work i shitted out what appeared to be a rottwieler,seriously when i took that shit it was so big my back popped

bench