Jade, since you are an active NPC judge and obvious animal lover, right now Jimmy Thompson and Sevastase have already tried making their favorite connection by suspecting that there are homosexual-for-hire male bodybuilders lurking around your premises that we can't see in those pictures, who are paid and/or offered higher NPC/IFBB contest placings by you in exchange for their having sex with those animals. And if you know anyone who's ever had any digestive system problems that also were bodybuilders, they'll tell you it was because of the repeated forceful placement of toy wooden American Indian-headpieces by judges into and out of their anuses back during whatever the prime years of their competitive careers were, again by judges such as yourself. I was wondering if you had anything to say about that. Discuss. Anybody.