Author Topic: UFC 90? Candizzle vs. Squadfather. Undercard: Goodrum vs. Derek Anthony (Read 4571 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** March 17, 2008, 01:50:17 PM »

Wonder if the boys over at the UFC can make this happen.

No Patience · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:53:13 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 17, 2008, 01:50:17 PM

Wonder if the boys over at the UFC can make this happen.

squad's fat ass would be worn out from the walk to the octagon

The Squadfather · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:54:58 PM »

i think a better match up would be the 12 guys in your office who you claim are soo terrified of your monstrous muscle mass.

FullROM · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:56:36 PM »

Quote from: No Patience on March 17, 2008, 01:53:13 PM

squad's fat ass would be worn out from the walk to the octagon

lmao

4thAD · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2008, 02:25:59 PM »

Candy would own Dave!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:36:26 PM »

The thread title alone made me laugh

Candidizzle is a beast.... but Squad has the mirrorvison advantage - tough call.
Regarding Vince and Derek - disqualified for carrying HIV - death wins

jason armstrong · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2008, 04:40:02 PM »

Quote from: No Patience on March 17, 2008, 01:53:13 PM

squad's fat ass would be worn out from the walk to the octagon

ya but he'd win if they were fighting over a cheese steak.....

whot a monster squatfatty is....

buffet beast...

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2008, 04:50:55 PM »

I think DA would beat Vince's ass but Mussolini will kick DA's ass. Nobody will want to fight Candizzle because he doesnt brush his teeth.

Squaddy would be better as the MC for the fights. I'm sure he would beat Candizzles ass but Candizzle was a wrestler

jason armstrong · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2008, 05:15:11 PM »

Quote from: jason armstrong on March 17, 2008, 04:40:02 PM

ya but he'd win if they were fighting over a cheese steak.....

whot a monster squatfatty is....

buffet beast...

or a penis...dick ala prick da dick...

thepeg · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2008, 04:43:47 AM »

wait quadfather is that guy on here who laughes at jay cutler's workout. u guys better watch out he will beat all of you guys up! he is my hero!

Red Hook · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2008, 04:56:56 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on March 17, 2008, 03:36:26 PM

The thread title alone made me laugh

Candidizzle is a beast.... but Squad has the mirrorvison advantage - tough call.
Regarding Vince and Derek - disqualified for carrying HIV - death wins

lol

warchild · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:26:45 AM »

Would never happen.....Dave will never come out of hiding to meet anyone from this board

The Squadfather · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:30:03 AM »

Quote from: warchild on March 18, 2008, 07:26:45 AM

Would never happen.....Dave will never come out of hiding to meet anyone from this board

i "meet" your sister almost every day.

No Patience · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:35:13 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 18, 2008, 07:30:03 AM

i "meet" your sister almost every day.

hahaahahahaa that was an original

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:38:41 AM »

warchild · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:48:19 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 18, 2008, 07:30:03 AM

i "meet" your sister almost every day.

Atta boy Dave, the new material is always cutting edge

xpac2 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:55:10 AM »

Ultimate Fag championship?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:57:31 AM »

Quote from: xpac2 on March 18, 2008, 07:55:10 AM

Ultimate Fag championship?

you'd be the headliner if that was the name of it.

jpm101 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:05:40 AM »

I would put money on Candizzle. If SF actually came face to face with a young, half naked guy wearing trunks, SF would immediately fall in love (or lust), drop to his knee's and attempt to crouch suck him. Match over by default, though I am sure that SF would like to get in a few "blows". A week or so after this event, SF would come on here and tell everyone how he owned Candizzle. He would even have the reflection in the glass sliding door to try and prove it.

Of course this all hinges on SF's mother letting him out in public for the first time in years. If she did, than he would have to wear an extra pair of Depends because leaving his cellar bedroom would scare the shit out of him.

Mirrorvison advantage..now that's funny. As is Buffet Beast. SquadFather, at 5"4 and weighing 300, might just need to back away from that fourth time in the buffet line. Hope this helps.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:07:28 AM »

Quote from: jpm101 on March 18, 2008, 08:05:40 AM

I would put money on Candizzle. If SF actually came face to face with a young, half naked guy wearing trunks, SF would immediately fall in love (or lust), drop to his knee's and attempt to crouch suck him. Match over by default, though I am sure that SF would like to get in a few "blows". A week or so after this event, SF would come on here and tell everyone how he owned Candizzle. He would even have the reflection in the glass sliding door to try and prove it.

Of course this all hinges on SF's mother letting him out in public for the first time in years. If she did, than he would have to wear an extra pair of Depends because leaving his cellar bedroom would scare the shit out of him.

Mirrorvison advantage..now that's funny. As is Buffet Beast. SquadFather, at 5"4 and weighing 300, might just need to back away from that fourth time in the buffet line. Hope this helps.

hahahahaa, another page long meltdown by "jpm", i must have really gotten under your skin by asking you to post your picture for some credibility didn't I?

JediKnight · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:12:56 AM »

The Squadfather
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Posts: 23582

I'M LOOKING FOR LLEWELLEN MOSS, WHERE IS HE?

Re: Last really Romantic thing....
« Reply #39 on: Today at 07:51:45 AM » Quote

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let her fucck another guy in front of me, true story.

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Re: Last really Romantic thing....
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Quote from: The Squadfather on Today at 08:00:52 AM
she chose him, not me.

w8m8:only once or would you do it again ?

and would she do the same for you ?

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Re: Last really Romantic thing....
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Quote from: JediKnight on Today at 08:09:48 AM
so she wanted to sleep with another guy..or u offered? seriously ,wtf,,,did u at least get a mandingo?

Quote from SquadFather on Today at 8:09:59 AM
she wouldn't touch a black dude she thought they were gross, i'm secure enough in my "size" to let her do that, it's a fantasy of most women if they're really honest.

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Re: Last really Romantic thing....
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Wow SF, I'm surprised at you. Why be in a relationship if the person you are with wants to be with others?

JediKnight · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:23:23 AM »

The Squadfather · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:24:24 AM »

Quote from: JediKnight on March 18, 2008, 08:23:23 AM

hahahhaa, dude you can post that all you want, i wouldn't have posted it if i was embarassed about it.

JediKnight · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:26:00 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 18, 2008, 08:24:24 AM

hahahhaa, dude you can post that all you want, i wouldn't have posted it if i was embarassed about it.

u let her sleep with another guy,,its 2 girls,,1 guy,,not 2 guy 1 girl,,,hahahh

Squadfather let another guy sleep with his wife, and she chose the guy.

medz zeppelin · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:28:24 AM »

fight card theme music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyemGXWHkTo&NR=1

Author Topic: UFC 90? Candizzle vs. Squadfather. Undercard: Goodrum vs. Derek Anthony (Read 4571 times)

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