According to Mystery, the best place to pick up women is in the magazine section of the bookstore. Just pick up a copy of Flex and walk over to the hottest girl and say, "Can I ask you a question? Do women really want a guy who looks like this?" Then drop a demonstration of higher value (DHV) on her by saying, "I haven't picked up this magazine since I won the Mr. Universe in '06." Develop some Kino by asking to "feel her bicep" and asking her to "guess how many abs of mine are showing by touching my stomach" and then bounce her back to your grandmother's basement, telling her that you're "just staying here until my real estate development company completes construction on that new mid-rise all-glass condo downtown". As a 'deal-sealer' say, "Shit! That reminds me - I gotta call Leo and Gisele to see if they're still coming to the Grand Opening." Proceed to plow away.
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