Author Topic: I just survived the most intense life or death situation (Read 2778 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** March 19, 2008, 02:47:22 PM »

I was driving home minding my own business sitting at a red light when this white pickup truck pulls up next to me a giant TapOut sticker on the door. I literally thought this was it, my life was going to end, there were these two menacing looking little mexicans with sunglasses on ready to deal out their TapOut fury on me. Luckily the light turned green and I took off as fast as my car would go and left these intense shadow boxing maniacs in my dust. I'm glad that I'm still alive to post this story after facing imminent death in the face.

kwri298 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2008, 02:50:02 PM »

Holy Shit. I hope that never happens to me.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2008, 02:54:45 PM »

Thank god you are ok and they decided to leave you alone. Be more careful next time you leave your house and make sure to bring your Chuck Norris carboard cutout for protection.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2008, 02:58:59 PM »

Lucky they were not drinking Tapout water:

You really would have been in trouble!

rk272727 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:00:45 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 19, 2008, 02:47:22 PM

I was driving home minding my own business sitting at a red light when this white pickup truck pulls up next to me a giant TapOut sticker on the door. I literally thought this was it, my life was going to end, there were these two menacing looking little mexicans with sunglasses on ready to deal out their TapOut fury on me. Luckily the light turned green and I took off as fast as my car would go and left these intense shadow boxing maniacs in my dust. I'm glad that I'm still alive to post this story after facing imminent death in the face.

THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER SOON JUST IMAGINE IF THEY ALL HAD GREEN CARDS

JasonH · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:02:08 PM »

I hope you got their number plate and reported them - we don't need badasses like that on our roads.

wolfgang187 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:02:34 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 19, 2008, 02:47:22 PM

I was driving home minding my own business sitting at a red light when this white pickup truck pulls up next to me a giant TapOut sticker on the door. I literally thought this was it, my life was going to end, there were these two menacing looking little mexicans with sunglasses on ready to deal out their TapOut fury on me. Luckily the light turned green and I took off as fast as my car would go and left these intense shadow boxing maniacs in my dust. I'm glad that I'm still alive to post this story after facing imminent death in the face.

BUY A GUN MAN, MEXICANS HATE TO BE SHOT AT!

rk272727 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:03:19 PM »

Quote from: wolfgang187 on March 19, 2008, 03:02:34 PM

BUY A GUN MAN, MEXICANS HATE TO BE SHOT AT!

IF IT WAS ONLY THAT EASY

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:03:19 PM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on March 19, 2008, 02:58:59 PM

Lucky they were not drinking Tapout water:

You really would have been in trouble!

This is a joke right? Is there really TapOut water?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:04:02 PM »

Quote from: wolfgang187 on March 19, 2008, 03:02:34 PM

BUY A GUN MAN, MEXICANS HATE TO BE SHOT AT!

The bullets would just bounce off that intense TapOut logo.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:05:55 PM »

Nope, it's genuine.

I now shadowbox in the mirror between sets with 123.367894% intensity!

rk272727 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:07:19 PM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on March 19, 2008, 03:05:55 PM

Nope, it's genuine.

I now shadowbox in the mirror between sets with 123.367894% intensity!

DO YOU WEAR THE RED OR BLACK TAP OUT SHIRT

Purple Aki · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:10:14 PM »

I swap between them during a workout.

Tapout intensity = lots of sweat.

wolfgang187 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:12:21 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 19, 2008, 03:04:02 PM

The bullets would just bounce off that intense TapOut logo.

AH BUT YOU CAN SHOOT AT THERE BEAN.ER LEGS.

jtsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:14:38 PM »

What is your guys deal with Tapout gear, I like to wear it once in a while because it looks cool, nice logo and other people compliment me about it.

jt

dr.chimps · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:18:00 PM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on March 19, 2008, 03:10:14 PM

I swap between them during a workout.

Tapout intensity = lots of sweat.

Amazing avatar, Aki. It's probably 30 years since I saw Basil Brush on the 'telly.' I still remember.

/'boom boom'

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:21:38 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 19, 2008, 02:47:22 PM

I was driving home minding my own business sitting at a red light when this white pickup truck pulls up next to me a giant TapOut sticker on the door. I literally thought this was it, my life was going to end, there were these two menacing looking little mexicans with sunglasses on ready to deal out their TapOut fury on me. Luckily the light turned green and I took off as fast as my car would go and left these intense shadow boxing maniacs in my dust. I'm glad that I'm still alive to post this story after facing imminent death in the face.

Your 13" 'cannons' must've scared them off

Purple Aki · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:22:47 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 19, 2008, 03:18:00 PM

Amazing avatar, Aki. It's probably 30 years since I saw Basil Brush on the 'telly.' I still remember.

/'boom boom'

Basil's in some trouble at the moment:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/16/nbasil116.xml

Slintowin4424 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:24:00 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on March 19, 2008, 03:21:38 PM

Your 13" 'cannons' must've scared them off

LOL

War-Horse · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:26:26 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 19, 2008, 02:47:22 PM

I was driving home minding my own business sitting at a red light when this white pickup truck pulls up next to me a giant TapOut sticker on the door. I literally thought this was it, my life was going to end, there were these two menacing looking little mexicans with sunglasses on ready to deal out their TapOut fury on me. Luckily the light turned green and I took off as fast as my car would go and left these intense shadow boxing maniacs in my dust. I'm glad that I'm still alive to post this story after facing imminent death in the face.

Did you tell FIGGS?? He's had trouble with "Aliens" too....

Spoony Luv · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:26:52 PM »

just be glad it wasn't someone that was sporting a tmicheal sweat shirt and otomix shoes...These types of guys think that they can pwn any tapout wearing man to ever walk the planet...And lets add that the tmicheal shirt wearing fools are 85% tinks...At least the tapout guys are just riding a wave where the tmicheal shirt wearing freaks end up selling there bodies to any asian men that will pay for there months supply of test and gh...

dr.chimps · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:32:12 PM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on March 19, 2008, 03:22:47 PM

Basil's in some trouble at the moment:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/16/nbasil116.xml

Oh dear. Boom boom, indeed. When i lived in England, Gypsies were second class people and shunned for the most part, kinda like resident migrants. They used to live in those caravans you see in movies in the outer forest/park areas of Leamington Spa. We never went too near them as our parents were always warning that something might happen to us if we did.

$:-\$

Purple Aki · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2008, 03:41:54 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 19, 2008, 03:32:12 PM

Oh dear. Boom boom, indeed. When i lived in England, Gypsies were second class people and shunned for the most part, kinda like resident migrants. They used to live in those caravans you see in movies in the outer forest/park areas of Leamington Spa. We never went too near them as our parents were always warning that something might happen to us if we did. $:-\$

Your parents were right, gypsies are "wrong uns" for the most part.

I grew up and still occasionally live in Hereford, which is about 70 miles from Leamington Spa.

mikediesel · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2008, 04:31:21 PM »

What's more dangerous:

A "bro" wearing a TAPOUT shirt or Derrick Anthony with an open sore?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2008, 04:47:18 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 19, 2008, 02:47:22 PM

I was driving home minding my own business sitting at a red light when this white pickup truck pulls up next to me a giant TapOut sticker on the door. I literally thought this was it, my life was going to end, there were these two menacing looking little mexicans with sunglasses on ready to deal out their TapOut fury on me. Luckily the light turned green and I took off as fast as my car would go and left these intense shadow boxing maniacs in my dust. I'm glad that I'm still alive to post this story after facing imminent death in the face.

So you drove for your life, tearing holes into the time/space continuum, at around 3 miles/hour