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I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« on: March 21, 2008, 03:30:00 PM »
Here is what happened, in a nutshell:

I walked to the store next door to my office....noted a 20 year old Mercedes  parked across 4 spaces...including blocking the only handicapped space.

Now, I have many patients who legitimately need and use handicapped stickers...and often, they can't find spaces because of assholes like the Mercedes guy taking them illegally.

So, I usually mind my own business and don't seek conflict. I can say I am often very diplomatic, as well.

But in this case, I approached this guy (he was the only one in the store) and asked him if his was the car in qwuestion.

It was, naturally, and he immediately got defensive, and told me to "Mind my own business".

Well, I told him it was my business, and mentioned my next door practice, my patients who suffer because of actions like his, blah blah blah.

Then, he called me a stupid asshole and walked out.

I followed him, and told him I was calling the cops on him (which I wasn't gonna really do).

Then he checked himself. I told him that he was a fat fuck (he looked to be 25 years old and about 275 pounds), that he should park his car far away to burn calories, and basically that nothing about him hinted of any redeeming qualities.

Anyway...this was out of character for me, to say anything out loud...but this handicapped bs really gets my goat.

Anyone here...how would have you handled it? Thoughts on this?   

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2008, 03:32:58 PM »
Here is what happened, in a nutshell:

I walked to the store next door to my office....noted a 20 year old Mercedes  parked across 4 spaces...including blocking the only handicapped space.

Now, I have many patients who legitimately need and use handicapped stickers...and often, they can't find spaces because of assholes like the Mercedes guy taking them illegally.

So, I usually mind my own business and don't seek conflict. I can say I am often very diplomatic, as well.

But in this case, I approached this guy (he was the only one in the store) and asked him if his was the car in qwuestion.

It was, naturally, and he immediately got defensive, and told me to "Mind my own business".

Well, I told him it was my business, and mentioned my next door practice, my patients who suffer because of actions like his, blah blah blah.

Then, he called me a stupid asshole and walked out.

I followed him, and told him I was calling the cops on him (which I wasn't gonna really do).

Then he checked himself. I told him that he was a fat fuck (he looked to be 25 years old and about 275 pounds), that he should park his car far away to burn calories, and basically that nothing about him hinted of any redeeming qualities.

Anyway...this was out of character for me, to say anything out loud...but this handicapped bs really gets my goat.

Anyone here...how would have you handled it? Thoughts on this?   

You were absolutely right! You should have told him, "Can you imagine if I had just trained legs real heavy and had to park all the way on the other side of the parking lot because you took my handicapped space?" "Don't mess with me. I'll call Hyomu and he will break bottle over your head. He crazy!"! ;)

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2008, 03:38:09 PM »
Who is Hyomu?

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2008, 03:43:22 PM »
Wow, you gave him quite the tongue lashing there.  You sure are a tough guy.  Wouldn't want to cross you up that's for sure.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2008, 03:47:06 PM »
I woulda stopped and laughed at the cripples comin outta your office.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2008, 03:50:57 PM »
Here is what happened, in a nutshell:

I walked to the store next door to my office....noted a 20 year old Mercedes  parked across 4 spaces...including blocking the only handicapped space.

Now, I have many patients who legitimately need and use handicapped stickers...and often, they can't find spaces because of assholes like the Mercedes guy taking them illegally.

So, I usually mind my own business and don't seek conflict. I can say I am often very diplomatic, as well.

But in this case, I approached this guy (he was the only one in the store) and asked him if his was the car in qwuestion.

It was, naturally, and he immediately got defensive, and told me to "Mind my own business".

Well, I told him it was my business, and mentioned my next door practice, my patients who suffer because of actions like his, blah blah blah.

Then, he called me a stupid asshole and walked out.

I followed him, and told him I was calling the cops on him (which I wasn't gonna really do).

Then he checked himself. I told him that he was a fat fuck (he looked to be 25 years old and about 275 pounds), that he should park his car far away to burn calories, and basically that nothing about him hinted of any redeeming qualities.

Anyway...this was out of character for me, to say anything out loud...but this handicapped bs really gets my goat.

Anyone here...how would have you handled it? Thoughts on this?   

You should have thrown in a free diet plan as well

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2008, 03:51:11 PM »
I would've told him, 'I'm Moosejay from Getbig! Move it or lose it!'  :D

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2008, 03:51:18 PM »
Wow, you gave him quite the tongue lashing there.  You sure are a tough guy.  Wouldn't want to cross you up that's for sure.

I am not a tough guy. I don't even own one tool, and I only know how to drive automatic transmission, and I don't drink beer or alcohol, emn1964.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2008, 03:52:17 PM »
I would've told him, 'I'm Moosejay from Getbig! Move it or lose it!'  :D

Hell, I hate when you think of the best things to say AFTER the loggerheads!

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2008, 03:52:59 PM »
You did right, but don't waste so many words.
"This is my business - other people need that spot - piss off" seems sufficient.
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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2008, 03:53:43 PM »
You are right. In retrospect, I should have said less.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2008, 03:55:48 PM »
Were you wearing your tapout shirt, tough guy?

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2008, 03:56:39 PM »
just do what i do, and key cars that are parked in handicap places w/o the correct sticker

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2008, 03:57:31 PM »
I am not a toughguy, "Diesel", I have never had a fight or hit anyone, I am old, and I don't know what "Tapout" is.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2008, 03:58:56 PM »
You did right, but don't waste so many words.
"This is my business - other people need that spot - piss off" seems sufficient.

nuff said

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2008, 03:59:12 PM »
Who is Hyomu?

I introduce you to Hyomu, the gun wielding Ninja from GetBig :o

OK,I think you will never ever win against me on the street.
I can kill you easily with a bar or broken bottle or hammer or even gun during you are doing cool like action movie star and try to use your physic to impress some chics or something.
Even if i am way smaller than you. I can beat this type of no brain guy in the war or street fight. Easily.
Real street fighter fear for small guys more than big guys. Big guy has tendency of having  confidence in his physic. So they usualy dont carry any weapon. But small guys are dangerous. They carry weapons due to their physical weakness.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2008, 03:59:33 PM »
just do what i do, and key cars that are parked in handicap places w/o the correct sticker

I swear I'd like to do that.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2008, 04:00:02 PM »
I am not a toughguy, "Diesel", I have never had a fight or hit anyone, I am old, and I don't know what "Tapout" is.

TAPOUT induced Meltdown!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2008, 04:00:48 PM »
I introduce you to Hyomu, the gun wielding Ninja from GetBig :o


Maybe a Taser or pepper spray will handle the Hyomus of the world....

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2008, 04:01:29 PM »
Maybe a Taser or pepper spray will handle the Hyomus of the world....

The Melting continues....   ::)  oh brother

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2008, 04:02:10 PM »
What does a meltdown involve? I don't understand, Mike.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2008, 04:03:51 PM »
What does a meltdown involve? I don't understand, Mike.

Make a new thread asking what a meltdown involves, but please dont beat me up tough guy! I swear i didnt park in a handicap space  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And i promise not to make fun of your tapout attire

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2008, 04:08:52 PM »
Why are you my foe?

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2008, 04:10:10 PM »
Why are you my foe?

Oh boy Mike, you did it now.  Here comes the tongue lashing.

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Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2008, 04:10:24 PM »
Why are you my foe?

Meltdown of epic proportions