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Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« on: March 26, 2008, 09:17:58 AM »

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3313069

Tiger Woods is growing more frustrated with photographers snapping pictures of him during his swing.

In an interview on ESPN's First Take on Wednesday. Woods addressed an incident at last week's WGC-CA Championship at Doral, Fla., when he reacted to the click of a camera in his backswing with an obscenity-laced threat.

Woods' intense competitive streak is well-known, and he's also been known to curse when his results don't meet his high expectations. But on Sunday, in a threat punctuated with profanity, he threatened bodily harm to the next photographer who snaps during his swing.

"It's been frustrating because that's what been happening lately," Woods told ESPN's First Take. "It's one of the things that comes with playing in the last group, one of the distractions we have to deal with."

What's more, Woods said, the distractions have affected his play.

"Each time it's happened, well three out of four times, I made bogey," Woods said. "At the time I needed to make birdie, I flinched on it. [The photographer] got me in transition on my downswing.

"You have no idea what's been said on the golf course all the time, in any sport really," Woods added. "It was the heat of the moment. That one shot took the momentum that I had built on No. 8."

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 09:19:25 AM »
ROID RAGE!

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 09:20:04 AM »
I'd like to volunteer for this job.

Tiger, mail me a check for $100k.

Anytime a photographer snaps your pic, I will sucker punch him 5 to 10 minutes later.  

When news gets out that "you take tiger's pic, you get beatdown by a nobody you cannot sue", they'll stop.  

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 09:21:31 AM »
Muscle Phone wouldn't stand for that shit!
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 09:36:03 AM »
When news gets out that "you take tiger's pic, you get beatdown by a nobody you cannot sue", they'll stop.  

 ;D

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 09:45:44 AM »
Tiger's not swingin on any one.  End of story.

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 09:51:01 AM »
Tiger's not swingin on any one.  End of story.
word!

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 10:15:47 AM »
Tiger's not swingin on any one.  End of story.


That's why he pays Rob or my self to "take care" of the photogs ;D
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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 10:18:19 AM »
tigers a bad mother fucker if you mess with his golf. 

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2008, 10:18:39 AM »

That's why he pays Rob or my self to "take care" of the photogs ;D


we're fixers.  we fix shit.

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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2008, 10:24:14 AM »

we're fixers.  we fix shit.


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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2008, 10:25:16 AM »
I'd like to volunteer for this job.

Tiger, mail me a check for $100k.

Anytime a photographer snaps your pic, I will sucker punch him 5 to 10 minutes later. 

When news gets out that "you take tiger's pic, you get beatdown by a nobody you cannot sue", they'll stop. 

hahahahhaahaha i love it.  Wonder if he got the message if hed realy accept..seems like a possibility if worked out properly and discretely

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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2008, 10:28:27 AM »
hahahahhaahaha i love it.  Wonder if he got the message if hed realy accept..seems like a possibility if worked out properly and discretely

yeah, it'd totally do it for 100k.  Take a simple assault charge at worst.  I could make it look accidental, just clip him in the kidneys 15 min later as the crowd walks.   Spend a night in the clink.  Tell them it was all my idea.  Heck, I bet a lot of guys would do it for a lot less.

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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2008, 10:38:20 AM »
Strange, a baseball player can hit a ball moving 100mph in a noisy stadium full of drunken clowns...yet, a golfer, can't "concentrate" unless it is totally quiet?  If you have random crowd noise, that camera noise wouldn't have been heard.  The funniest at those golfing events, are the cult of college frat boy douchebags following Tiger Woods and jumping at the chance to wipe his club dry...haha, idiots.
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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2008, 10:40:40 AM »
Strange, a baseball player can hit a ball moving 100mph in a noisy stadium full of drunken clowns...yet, a golfer, can't "concentrate" unless it is totally quiet?  If you have random crowd noise, that camera noise wouldn't have been heard.  The funniest at those golfing events, are the cult of college frat boy douchebags following Tiger Woods and jumping at the chance to wipe his club dry...haha, idiots.


hahah tiger makes millions a year and you only pull in 20k a year hahahahaha

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2008, 10:42:06 AM »
Strange, a baseball player can hit a ball moving 100mph in a noisy stadium full of drunken clowns...yet, a golfer, can't "concentrate" unless it is totally quiet?  If you have random crowd noise, that camera noise wouldn't have been heard.  The funniest at those golfing events, are the cult of college frat boy douchebags following Tiger Woods and jumping at the chance to wipe his club dry...haha, idiots.

How fucking true is that!  Or how bout a quarterback making a precision throw with 100,000 screaming fans and a couple of 300 pound defensive lineman trying to take his friggen head off.  FAVRE RULES!

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2008, 10:42:56 AM »
yeah, it'd totally do it for 100k.  Take a simple assault charge at worst.  I could make it look accidental, just clip him in the kidneys 15 min later as the crowd walks.   Spend a night in the clink.  Tell them it was all my idea.  Heck, I bet a lot of guys would do it for a lot less.

$20k for attorney fees and bail, $100k to the dude who sues your ass for injury......you're in the hole $20k :-\

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 10:45:07 AM »
I'd like to volunteer for this job.

Tiger, mail me a check for $100k.

Anytime a photographer snaps your pic, I will sucker punch him 5 to 10 minutes later. 

When news gets out that "you take tiger's pic, you get beatdown by a nobody you cannot sue", they'll stop. 
LOL. That is really good/clever. However, gotta figure the 'nobodys' will come out of the woodwork for that kind of action and turn the fairways into a battle royale. Could be what golf needs? 

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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2008, 10:46:41 AM »
$20k for attorney fees and bail, $100k to the dude who sues your ass for injury......you're in the hole $20k :-\

Theoretically speaking of course...
If I punch him in front of the camera, sure.  If I sucker punch him in the mens room, hey, what can I say, he grabbed my junk and I reacted, your honor :)


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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2008, 10:51:26 AM »

hahah tiger makes millions a year and you only pull in 20k a year hahahahaha
You got me there. &guy Woods makes more than me. ::)
Completely unrelated to the topic and oh, so insightful.  On another note, Bill Gates makes more than me too...and Michael Jordan, oh...probably Kobe Bryant too.  Brad Pitt and Jim Carey also make more than me, probably, but I'm not sure. ::)

I don't give a shit about Tiger Woods, but laugh at the college boys who follow him around and get hard when he sinks a shot..haha  There was no knock on Tiger Woods and even so, Tiger Woods makes more money in a year, than most of us will see in a lifetime...oh, except for you stud.  You aren't very perceptive. :-\
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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2008, 10:53:41 AM »
Theoretically speaking of course...
If I punch him in front of the camera, sure.  If I sucker punch him in the mens room, hey, what can I say, he grabbed my junk and I reacted, your honor :)



HAHAHAHAHA Yes and I will be the "anonymous" stander by who witnessed the whole thing ;D
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« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2008, 10:55:30 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA Yes and I will be the "anonymous" stander by who witnessed the whole thing ;D

hahaha in that case, I'm hitting him 3 or 4 times.... taking his camera... then I'll file assault charges against HIM... ahh the beauty of it all.

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« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2008, 10:56:35 AM »
How fucking true is that!  Or how bout a quarterback making a precision throw with 100,000 screaming fans and a couple of 300 pound defensive lineman trying to take his friggen head off.  FAVRE RULES!


Hitting a golf ball accurately is way more difficult then hitting a baseball, shooting a basketball or throwing a pass even without the pressure of fans.
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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2008, 10:57:18 AM »

Hitting a golf ball accurately is way more difficult then hitting a baseball, shooting a basketball or throwing a pass even without the pressure of fans.

If fans could taunt, mock, laugh, cheer, sing, drink...

I'd probably watch golf.

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Re: Bad-ass Tiger Woods Threatens to Kick a Schmotographer's Ass
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2008, 10:59:54 AM »
hahaha in that case, I'm hitting him 3 or 4 times.... taking his camera... then I'll file assault charges against HIM... ahh the beauty of it all.



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