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BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« on: March 26, 2008, 02:05:11 PM »
I have been on about 5-6 shows... I cannot believe that at a normal show were BB compete somebody would masturbate, also I have never noticed anybody getting an erection.
What kinda shows are you talking about?

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Sigh.  Here we go again.  Let's go over this one more time...  Bodybuilding is gay because:

•  it is predicated entirely on looks--not  physical prowess.

•  the public face of the sport is scantily clad men posing and flexing for an audience of cheering men.

•  competitors often have erections on stage.

•  over the years, posing trunks have become smaller and smaller.  Glutes used to be covered up.  Now, we have competitors hiking up their trunks and showing off their shredded bums.

•  more than once, cocks and balls have popped out of their small trunks and amidst all the cheering (ostensibly over muscle) everyone pretends not to notice.

•  the “dark” side of the sport consists of competitors making lusty videos for gay audiences, escorting and/or “private posing” for male fans and judges.  Every competitor knows someone who does this but no one ever talks about it because in their mutual fear of discovery lies mutual safety.

•  I have seen guys (surreptitiously) masturbating in the audience during the posedown.
 
•  Who do you think buys all those videos from  http://www.repetrope.com/men/  http://musclegallery.com/ http://usamuscle.com/  http://www.muscleweb.com/   http://vistavideo.com/  http://www.powermen.com/   and all the rest?  Women?  Um, no.

•  If you look closely enough at his website, almost every bodybuilder you can name offers some version of private posing, very “personal” training, web cam sessions, or selling used articles of his clothing.  Again, who do you think buys this stuff?

•  the ultimate winner in bodybuilding walks away with the Sandow statuette--the statue of a gay man.  Eugene Sandow (long considered to have the perfect proportions of classical Greek and Roman sculpture) dumped his wife and toured the country posing and flexing with his piano playing boyfriend in tow.  The two eventually set up house together in NYC.  http://www.sandowmuseum.com/sandowlife.html

• the most popular body building gym franchise is Gold's Gym, founded by Joe Gold (he also founded World Gym).  Yep, Joe Gold was gay.

•  The godfathers of body building: Eugene Sandow, Joe Gold, Joe Weider.  Now, what do they all have in common?

Class dismissed.   

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 03:10:09 PM »
lol BAYBGM said it like it is.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 03:13:40 PM »
I'm sure we all know this is the reason why Goodrum enters the contests he does.  He knows darn well he'll never win or even come close but it is all worth it since he gets images implanted in his brain from all the hot dick and ass backstage he gets to see.  And you can bet he is the guy who asks everyone if he can put their Protan on.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 03:21:42 PM »
I have been on about 5-6 shows... I cannot believe that at a normal show were BB compete somebody would masturbate, also I have never noticed anybody getting an erection.
What kinda shows are you talking about?


You have read enough of my posts over the years to know that I do not make stuff up.  It is ALL true!

Last year, someone started a thread (with pix) about BBs on stage with erections.  I'm sure that thread is still on here, but I wouldn't know how to find it in the 460 pages of of old threads.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 03:26:02 PM »

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 03:27:21 PM »
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•  I have seen guys (surreptitiously) masturbating in the audience during the posedown.

You can not be serious

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 03:29:59 PM »
Stark you have a PM.  ::)

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 03:34:51 PM »
I have been on about 5-6 shows... I cannot believe that at a normal show were BB compete somebody would masturbate, also I have never noticed anybody getting an erection.
What kinda shows are you talking about?


5-6 shows? Chances are you're gay.  :-\

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 03:35:59 PM »
Coool

 I read it. Makes sense.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2008, 03:36:20 PM »
hahahhaaa, he says, "i've never noticed anybody with an erection", that tells me he's looking for one and is gay as the day is long.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2008, 03:37:22 PM »
This thread needs to be saved.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2008, 03:38:02 PM »
hahahhaaa, he says, "i've never noticed anybody with an erection", that tells me he's looking for one and is gay as the day is long.

My guess is that he's thinking along the lines of, "My good sir, your hand can get mighty tired doing that continuously, why not let me keep it in my mouth for you while you enjoy the show. I'm not THAT big of a fan of the next guy coming to show off his glutes anyway."

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2008, 03:39:05 PM »
My guess is that he's thinking along the lines of, "My good sir, your hand can get mighty tired doing that continuously, why not let me keep it in my mouth for you while you enjoy the show. I'm not THAT big of a fan of the next guy coming to show off his glutes anyway."
hahahhahaa, exactly, "stark" says he won't suck a dick but he'll sure as hell hold one in his mouth and keep it warm until someone comes along who will.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2008, 03:40:26 PM »
You can not be serious




He knows, he has done it ;D
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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2008, 03:41:53 PM »
hahahhahaa, exactly, "stark" says he won't suck a dick but he'll sure as hell hold one in his mouth and keep it warm until someone comes along who will.

My guess is that there are quite a few Getbiggers who think along those lines.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2008, 03:42:55 PM »

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2008, 03:43:05 PM »
My guess is that there are quite a few Getbiggers who think along those lines.
no need to talk about "jedi knight" like that BF, he's been through enough. ;D

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 03:48:20 PM »
no need to talk about "jedi knight" like that BF, he's been through enough. ;D

oh yeah baby ;D



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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2008, 04:08:58 PM »
 ;D

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2008, 04:28:29 PM »

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2008, 05:15:12 PM »
Not this shit again!!!!!

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2008, 05:54:15 PM »
I've never seen anyone rubbing themselves in the audience.   But I have seen a contestant get an erection during his posing routine.  he was all of 16 and everyone in the audience saw it, and cheered him on wildly.

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2008, 05:56:49 PM »


Fuck, tell here to trim that shit up some, thats a fucking jungle down there!  ::)

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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2008, 06:04:46 PM »
Fuck, tell here to trim that shit up some, thats a fucking jungle down there!  ::)




I wouldn't mind exploring that jungle ;D
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Re: BAYGBM you CANNOT be serious
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2008, 06:17:29 PM »


I wouldn't mind exploring that jungle ;D

You better bring a machette, or at the very some clippers....  ;D