Let me tell you a little bit about my buddy "Blaze"(Yo Sap, read this)

[danielson]

I know this guy, I wouldn't call him a friend, but I hang out with him sometimes. He is 31, lives with his Daddy in a really big house, his Dad is kind of loaded. He thinks he is a rapper, mainly because I have always told him he was good , so I have had many people, including a few guys on here on MSN tell him he's awesome etc., when in fact he is horrible. He's a big time addict, was hooked bad on crack and heroin, at which time I didn't talk to him, I couldn't deal with that stupid shit. Anyway, about 4 months ago he sold his dads (2004?) Lincoln to a crackwhore for 250 bucks because he was living on the streets in Detroit at the time basically and since he as never worked for money, he just assumed Daddy would buy him another one. Well, the car got impounded eventually and now they want 2500$ and growing to get it out, but his Dad won't get it out of impound cuz it is 200 miles away and during that time he got arrested for possession, went to court, saw that the people in front of him were getting jail time, so he just got up and left. So he now doesn't have a license and has a bench warrant out for him. He has been sitting at his house for 3 months now, he found a Doctor who wrote him enough drugs to kill a horse pretty much, so he is off the hard drugs, which is good. Ok, here is the reason I am posting this, last weekend his prostitute(literally) ex-girlfriend had a kid, she called him and he went up to the hospital and he said he could tell right away it was his kid, and she was just giving it up for adoption so he wanted to keep it. Now this is the part that isn't funny, since the mother and the baby had crack in their system , even though Blaze is on the birth certificate, the child went to protective services. So "Blaze" had to go home to get something from his house to prove who he was to start the paperwork. We already call him "Yearbook" because many times I have had to pick him up from the bar lately and he has a yearbook to prove who he is So he went back up to the hospital to prove who he was and brought his fkn yearbook for proof Then when telling me the story he told me that is was fucked up that bars let him drink with the yearbook, but they wouldn't trust him with his baby I also asked him if he was getting a crib and he told me that he was just going to let the baby sleep on his chest anyway, protective services is coming to his house on Monday and he may get the kid, he is really ready for it and as soon as the baby mama got out she started shaking him down. She called him and told him she needed 75$ for medication so he gave it to her, then she went over there with her pimp and told him that he better come up with 10,000$, because being pregnant with his kid cost her money in missing revenue If anyone actually read this, have you ever heard of ANYTHING even close to this? I was telling my buddy yesterday that I couldn't even make this shit up, the things that happens to this little fucker are amazing.

[Fury]

Hahahaha, what a fucking train wreck of a life. You couldn't write a better movie script. He just has to rise up from the dumps and make a name for himself and riches while raising his kid, and you've got Oscar gold.

[danielson]

Hahahaha, what a fucking train wreck of a life. You couldn't write a better movie script. He just has to rise up from the dumps and make a name for himself and riches while raising his kid, and you've got Oscar gold.

Lol, that would be cool if he became a big time rapper, but seriously he's awful. I just can't believe that someone with no job, bank account, car, license not one single bill whatsoever and still asks his dad for money everyday is going to raise a kid. I tried to talk some sense into him yesterday and was begging him to at least go to secretary of state to get an ID card so he doesn't try to bring his fkn yearbook with him to the doctor or wherever he needs to sign shit for his kid, but he said he doesn't need an ID and his yearbook works just fine

[Fury]

Lol, that would be cool if he became a big time rapper, but seriously he's awful. I just can't believe that someone with no job, bank account, car, license not one single bill whatsoever and still asks his dad for money everyday is going to raise a kid. I tried to talk some sense into him yesterday and was begging him to at least go to secretary of state to get an ID card so he doesn't try to bring his fkn yearbook with him to the doctor or wherever he needs to sign shit for his kid, but he said he doesn't need an ID and his yearbook works just fine

Not to sound like a dick but I wouldn't expect that kid to last long if he does end up raising it. But you never know, some people completely change with a child. Will he be one of them? Who knows.

[danielson]

Not to sound like a dick but I wouldn't expect that kid to last long if he does end up raising it. But you never know, some people completely change with a child. Will he be one of them? Who knows.

Haha, you don't sound like a dick man, you should hear the shit I have been saying about him. Seriously though, as funny as this situation is with him being an idiot and whatnot, there is nothing funny about a kid being born with crack in his system and raising a kid isn't funny either. Obviously Blazes dad would be raising him, Blaze is a fkn idiot, he couldn't raise a turtle, his brain is way too fried.

[benchmstr]

Haha, you don't sound like a dick man, you should hear the shit I have been saying about him. Seriously though, as funny as this situation is with him being an idiot and whatnot, there is nothing funny about a kid being born with crack in his system and raising a kid isn't funny either. Obviously Blazes dad would be raising him, Blaze is a fkn idiot, he couldn't raise a turtle, his brain is way too fried.

you know he just wants the kid so he can get government aid right?

if he starts trying to get welfare,go ahead and hit him with your car

bench

[danielson]

you know he just wants the kid so he can get government aid right?

if he starts trying to get welfare,go ahead and hit him with your car

bench

Actually he wants the kid so he can have a connection with his crackwhore ex-girlfriend. I don't think he even knows about government aid tbh. The only reason his old man doesn't give him a lot of money is because of all his drug problems. His dad used to leave him 100 bucks every day to go do shit, which doesn't seem like a lot, but he has zero bills whatsoever, and I have NEVER even once seen him spend a dime on food, so every dollar he had went to drugs. I don't think he has ever had one stress about money in his life(must be nice), but I did drop him off at a nursing home by his house yesterday cuz he wants to get a night job. He brought his yearbook for ID.  He and I went to my buddies barbershop yesterday and  when Blaze went in the back room to use the computer my buddy was like man you couldn't even write this shit, no one is this big of a retard. Blaze spends most of his day on Second Life and I have tried to get him to post here(I told him that there were a lot of bigwig record producers), but he said that muscle sites are gay(although he is in love with Laura Lee), I can't really argue with him there. I wish he would post here though, I could make fun of him all day.

[benchmstr]

Actually he wants the kid so he can have a connection with his crackwhore ex-girlfriend. I don't think he even knows about government aid tbh. The only reason his old man doesn't give him a lot of money is because of all his drug problems. His dad used to leave him 100 bucks every day to go do shit, which doesn't seem like a lot, but he has zero bills whatsoever, and I have NEVER even once seen him spend a dime on food, so every dollar he had went to drugs. I don't think he has ever had one stress about money in his life(must be nice), but I did drop him off at a nursing home by his house yesterday cuz he wants to get a night job. He brought his yearbook for ID.  He and I went to my buddies barbershop yesterday and  when Blaze went in the back room to use the computer my buddy was like man you couldn't even write this shit, no one is this big of a retard. Blaze spends most of his day on Second Life and I have tried to get him to post here(I told him that there were a lot of bigwig record producers), but he said that muscle sites are gay(although he is in love with Laura Lee), I can't really argue with him there. I wish he would post here though, I could make fun of him all day.

dude the funniest thing about this to me is the fucking yearbook

try to get a pic of him with the yearbook

bench

[danielson]

dude the funniest thing about this to me is the fucking yearbook

try to get a pic of him with the yearbook

bench

Lol, I almost pissed my pants when he called me Sunday night and said "If they let me drink with the yearbook, why aren't they letting me take home my kid? It's obviously me"  I told him I would take him to get an ID today, considering protective services are coming Monday and he might want to be prepared, but first he said he didn't have 12 bucks, I told him I would lend it to him and he told me he is afraid that he will get arrested right there for his warrant. I called a girl who used to work at secretary of state and she said he would be fine, but I guess he is happy using his yearbook.

[benchmstr]

Lol, I almost pissed my pants when he called me Sunday night and said "If they let me drink with the yearbook, why aren't they letting me take home my kid? It's obviously me"  I told him I would take him to get an ID today, considering protective services are coming Monday and he might want to be prepared, but first he said he didn't have 12 bucks, I told him I would lend it to him and he told me he is afraid that he will get arrested right there for his warrant. I called a girl who used to work at secretary of state and she said he would be fine, but I guess he is happy using his yearbook.

i can imagine some guy walking into a club with a yearbook,having it in its own special bag 

bench

[danielson]

i can imagine some guy walking into a club with a yearbook,having it in its own special bag 

bench

Lol, he carries it in his laptop case. No laptop just the yearbook and his rhyme book, cuz he and his girl sold his dads old laptop and desktop for crack, so he can't take the new laptop out of the house.

[benchmstr]

Lol, he carries it in his laptop case. No laptop just the yearbook and his rhyme book, cuz he and his girl sold his dads old laptop and desktop for crack, so he can't take the new laptop out of the house.

hahahaha you got some awesome friends

bench

[windsor88]

TEAM BLAZE

[Dballn247]

I know this guy, I wouldn't call him a friend, but I hang out with him sometimes. He is 31, lives with his Daddy in a really big house, his Dad is kind of loaded. He thinks he is a rapper, mainly because I have always told him he was good , so I have had many people, including a few guys on here on MSN tell him he's awesome etc., when in fact he is horrible. He's a big time addict, was hooked bad on crack and heroin, at which time I didn't talk to him, I couldn't deal with that stupid shit. Anyway, about 4 months ago he sold his dads (2004?) Lincoln to a crackwhore for 250 bucks because he was living on the streets in Detroit at the time basically and since he as never worked for money, he just assumed Daddy would buy him another one. Well, the car got impounded eventually and now they want 2500$ and growing to get it out, but his Dad won't get it out of impound cuz it is 200 miles away and during that time he got arrested for possession, went to court, saw that the people in front of him were getting jail time, so he just got up and left. So he now doesn't have a license and has a bench warrant out for him. He has been sitting at his house for 3 months now, he found a Doctor who wrote him enough drugs to kill a horse pretty much, so he is off the hard drugs, which is good. Ok, here is the reason I am posting this, last weekend his prostitute(literally) ex-girlfriend had a kid, she called him and he went up to the hospital and he said he could tell right away it was his kid, and she was just giving it up for adoption so he wanted to keep it. Now this is the part that isn't funny, since the mother and the baby had crack in their system , even though Blaze is on the birth certificate, the child went to protective services. So "Blaze" had to go home to get something from his house to prove who he was to start the paperwork. We already call him "Yearbook" because many times I have had to pick him up from the bar lately and he has a yearbook to prove who he is So he went back up to the hospital to prove who he was and brought his fkn yearbook for proof Then when telling me the story he told me that is was fucked up that bars let him drink with the yearbook, but they wouldn't trust him with his baby I also asked him if he was getting a crib and he told me that he was just going to let the baby sleep on his chest anyway, protective services is coming to his house on Monday and he may get the kid, he is really ready for it and as soon as the baby mama got out she started shaking him down. She called him and told him she needed 75$ for medication so he gave it to her, then she went over there with her pimp and told him that he better come up with 10,000$, because being pregnant with his kid cost her money in missing revenue If anyone actually read this, have you ever heard of ANYTHING even close to this? I was telling my buddy yesterday that I couldn't even make this shit up, the things that happens to this little fucker are amazing.

You know KidRock?