Went to a bar last night...

[tommywishbone]

I went to a bar last night and a guy tried to grab my wiener. Discuss.

[Army of One]

I went to a bar last night and a guy tried to grab my wiener. Discuss.

Did he cook you breakfast in the morning?

[tommywishbone]

He tried to give me his sausage. 

[240 is Back]

I was just being friendly, tommy.  loosen up.

[Noel Fuller]

Your lucky anyone finds you attractive..also it helps if you dont try to go to "Sticky Buns Sailor Bar" may be sending the wrong message

[Stark]

I went to a bar last night and a guy tried to grab my wiener and I said: I give you 30 min to take your hand of my dick....Discuss.

fixed

[tommywishbone]

I was just being friendly, tommy.  loosen up.

I thought that guy looked like he was from the Sunshine State. 

[tommywishbone]

fixed

  I usually allow 45 minutes...

[Hurricane Beef !]

What are you doing drinking in bars with Vince Goodroom.

[Stark]

I usually allow 45 minutes...

nice comeback

[tommywishbone]

Your lucky anyone finds you attractive..also it helps if you dont try to go to "Sticky Buns Sailor Bar" may be sending the wrong message

Good point. I won't go back there for at least 3 days.

[dan18]

I went to a bar last night and a guy tried to grab my wiener. Discuss.

As long as you struck a deal with ron never to be in time out then its a good deal

[240 is Back]

I thought that guy looked like he was from the Sunshine State. 

while the sterotypical perception of a florida person might be a tan retired person, the most common resident is overweight, underdressed, and underachieving.

[tommywishbone]

What are you doing drinking in bars with Vince Goodroom.

Vince and I were sharing a bottle of Ripple. We were celebrating the grand opening of Caliber Fitness. Afterwards we went out for fried chicken and he tried to grab my drumstick.

[bigkid]

This thread is gold.

[tommywishbone]

while the stereotypical perception of a Florida person might be a tan retired person, the most common resident is overweight, underdressed, and underachieving.

Perhaps I should relocate. I seem to fit the demographics...

[medz zeppelin]

I went to a bar last night and a guy tried to grab my wiener. Discuss.

working in Dublin I see

[tommywishbone]

working in Dublin I see

   I don't even know what that means but it's making me laugh...

[medz zeppelin]

  I don't even know what that means but it's making me laugh...

me too

[benchmstr]

I went to a bar last night and a guy tried to grab my wiener. Discuss.

be grateful,bluto almost never leaves his computer.he must really like you

bench

[tommywishbone]

be grateful,bluto almost never leaves his computer.he must really like you

bench

   The guy was wearing a tapout shirt.

[kiwiol]

I went to a bar last night....

I know. Musclephone^TM text me about it.

Thanks Musclephone^TM

[medz zeppelin]

I know. Musclephone^TM text me about it.

Thanks Musclephone^TM

did you also get the text that said "stark is 5'2" 210"

[tommywishbone]

What the fuck is this Musclephone business? Should I join the Musclephone hotline? Do I need a special type of phone? Will Musclephone help my love life?

[kiwiol]

did you also get the text that said "stark is 5'2" 210"

No. Musclephone^TM also senses the mood of the subscriber and sends messages accordingly. Last night I was up wondering if any Getbigger out there had gone to a bar where they were fondled for 45 minutes by a guy wearing a Tap Out^TM shirt. That's why I got that message about Mr Wishbone.