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LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« on: March 31, 2008, 05:40:09 AM »
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/map/map2.htm

scroll to the bottom and see the 45 second video with Chick & Silvio. (worth a laugh)

> so from what i understand, MAP products are supposed to make me huge, yet mentally unstable at the same time?  ???  :-\ hmm......

i'm not sure about this one.
better consult my MUSCLEPHONE!
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 05:40:58 AM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on March 31, 2008, 05:40:09 AM
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/map/map2.htm

scroll to the bottom and see the 45 second video with Chick & Silvio. (worth a laugh)

> so from what i understand, MAP products are supposed to make me huge, yet mentally unstable at the same time?  ???  :-\ hmm......

i'm not sure about this one.
better consult my MUSCLEPHONE!

*911
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 05:58:29 AM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on March 31, 2008, 05:40:09 AM
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/map/map2.htm

scroll to the bottom and see the 45 second video with Chick & Silvio. (worth a laugh)

> so from what i understand, MAP products are supposed to make me huge, yet mentally unstable at the same time?  ???  :-\ hmm......

i'm not sure about this one.
better consult my MUSCLEPHONE!

hahahahah, can you imagine in a gym from the one side the animal pack guys staring at the floor quietly and from the other the muscle asylum wannabes training like in the video.
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 06:59:37 AM »
Quote from: Epic_Monster on March 31, 2008, 05:40:58 AM
*911

911 does not save lives...

MUSCLEPHONE does!  ;)
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 07:11:17 AM »
haha, that was actually pretty funny.  Silvio did a good job with the insane facial expressions.
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 07:20:24 AM »
Got to love the gh gut on silvio...fat with abs. I like it!
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 07:23:47 AM »
The worse thing is there are people out there who believe that BS ::)
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 07:26:19 AM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on March 31, 2008, 06:59:37 AM
911 does not save lives...

MUSCLEPHONE does!  ;)
Hehe. Nice one.  :D
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 09:25:34 AM »
How fucking stupid.....
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 09:30:05 AM »
Quote from: gordiano on March 31, 2008, 09:25:34 AM
How fucking stupid.....

i give muscle asylum about 8-12 more months before they dump it.
granted its connected to Muscletech/Iovate, and had unlimited funding...
they don't carry many products, nor do they appeal to many people with their
"gimmick", i feel like they will scrap this brand name soon...just not working.

Fail.
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 09:47:16 AM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on March 31, 2008, 09:30:05 AM
i give muscle asylum about 8-12 more months before they dump it.
granted its connected to Muscletech/Iovate, and had unlimited funding...
they don't carry many products, nor do they appeal to many people with their
"gimmick", i feel like they will scrap this brand name soon...just not working.

Fail.

You don't think that teenagers might just find it appealing? Heck, I know if I were a TapOut bad ass, I'd be getting the "edge" with Muscle Asylum right before my next shadow boxing bout.....
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 09:48:15 AM »
Musclephone!
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 09:55:23 AM »
 ::) Its hard to beleive IOVATE has become a monster with the stupid shit they produce ! Its bizzar how f---king stupid the gen pop is !  8)
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 09:59:36 AM »
Muscle Asylum Poopypants
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 10:05:34 AM »
Quote from: THEBOSS on March 31, 2008, 09:55:23 AM
::) Its hard to beleive IOVATE has become a monster with the stupid shit they produce ! Its bizzar how f---king stupid the gen pop is !  8)

they went with the spend money to buy athletes route
then they sell their products slightly higher than other companies...sometimes ALOT higher...
so now they seem like "quality products" / also to cover the $ for contracts they hand out.
MUSCLE ASYLUM -
Joel Stubbs
Silvio Samuel
Paco Bautista
MUSCLETECH
Cutler
Dexter Jackson
Johnnie Jackson
Badell
Darrem Charles
the list goes on. and on for muscletech...

then they flood the magazines with ads.
If muscletech pulled out of any 1-mag or show, sometimes it would mean BUST for that magazine.
they have built an empire on associating their products with pictures of pro's physiques. (even though everyone knows even a pro under contract with the company would steer clear of the stuff)

now they have all the money they need to keep going...
when a magazine is filled with 80% muscletech ads...its likely they are going to get 80% of
the new clients looking for supplements.

back to the old saying "the rich keep getting richer"

how it initially started...who knows, but i heard the owner was a nobody back 15 years ago...he surely is laughing now.  :-[
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 10:11:58 AM »
Thanks MusclePhone
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008, 10:14:07 AM »
I just got a text from my MusclePhome telling me that M.A.P. products suck.


What's up with that?
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 10:19:03 AM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on March 31, 2008, 10:05:34 AM
they went with the spend money to buy athletes route
then they sell their products slightly higher than other companies...sometimes ALOT higher...
so now they seem like "quality products" / also to cover the $ for contracts they hand out.
MUSCLE ASYLUM -
Joel Stubbs
Silvio Samuel
Paco Bautista
MUSCLETECH
Cutler
Dexter Jackson
Johnnie Jackson
Badell
Darrem Charles
the list goes on. and on for muscletech...

then they flood the magazines with ads.
If muscletech pulled out of any 1-mag or show, sometimes it would mean BUST for that magazine.
they have built an empire on associating their products with pictures of pro's physiques. (even though everyone knows even a pro under contract with the company would steer clear of the stuff)

now they have all the money they need to keep going...
when a magazine is filled with 80% muscletech ads...its likely they are going to get 80% of
the new clients looking for supplements.

back to the old saying "the rich keep getting richer"

how it initially started...who knows, but i heard the owner was a nobody back 15 years ago...he surely is laughing now.  :-[

Dont forget they have 6 star too.

Leo Ingram and I think Lionel Brown
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 11:35:16 AM »
Quote from: technokc on March 31, 2008, 10:19:03 AM
Dont forget they have 6 star too.

Leo Ingram and I think Lionel Brown

lol the "scrap" brand  :P

funny they put 6...thinking they surpass the "five star" rating. lol ( 6 on 5  ::) )
little to they know they're actually 6  on 10  :-\
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 05:46:10 PM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on March 31, 2008, 11:35:16 AM
lol the "scrap" brand  :P

funny they put 6...thinking they surpass the "five star" rating. lol ( 6 on 5  ::) )
little to they know they're actually 6  on 10  :-\

you ever heard of a 10 star hotel b4 ?
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 06:32:17 PM »
good think chick is putting his SAG card to good use.

i surprised map didn't advertise "take this product and have abs on top of your gut, just like silvio"

Quote from: Colossus_1986 on March 31, 2008, 05:40:09 AM
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/map/map2.htm

scroll to the bottom and see the 45 second video with Chick & Silvio. (worth a laugh)

> so from what i understand, MAP products are supposed to make me huge, yet mentally unstable at the same time?  ???  :-\ hmm......

i'm not sure about this one.
better consult my MUSCLEPHONE!
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2008, 09:14:58 PM »
Quote from: Colossus_1986 on March 31, 2008, 10:05:34 AM
they went with the spend money to buy athletes route
then they sell their products slightly higher than other companies...sometimes ALOT higher...
so now they seem like "quality products" / also to cover the $ for contracts they hand out.
MUSCLE ASYLUM -
Joel Stubbs
Silvio Samuel
Paco Bautista
MUSCLETECH
Cutler
Dexter Jackson
Johnnie Jackson
Badell
Darrem Charles
the list goes on. and on for muscletech...

then they flood the magazines with ads.
If muscletech pulled out of any 1-mag or show, sometimes it would mean BUST for that magazine.
they have built an empire on associating their products with pictures of pro's physiques. (even though everyone knows even a pro under contract with the company would steer clear of the stuff)

now they have all the money they need to keep going...
when a magazine is filled with 80% muscletech ads...its likely they are going to get 80% of
the new clients looking for supplements.

back to the old saying "the rich keep getting richer"

how it initially started...who knows, but i heard the owner was a nobody back 15 years ago...he surely is laughing now.  :-[
::) Think you could sell any products based on integrity ? Is the truth so out of style that people are willing to buy such obvious bullshit and outright FALSE  ADVERTIZING ? I mean this company is completely bizzar ! The names of the products are even stupid to go along with the redicuilous ads ! PS the company started in ONTARIO and got kicked off by an AFTER and BEFORE shot claiming it was a BEFORE and AFTER shot promoting their then intoduced FAT BURNER ! The bullshit apparently still works !
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2008, 05:25:46 AM »
Quote from: THEBOSS on March 31, 2008, 09:14:58 PM
::) Think you could sell any products based on integrity ? Is the truth so out of style that people are willing to buy such obvious bullshit and outright FALSE  ADVERTIZING ? I mean this company is completely bizzar ! The names of the products are even stupid to go along with the redicuilous ads ! PS the company started in ONTARIO and got kicked off by an AFTER and BEFORE shot claiming it was a BEFORE and AFTER shot promoting their then intoduced FAT BURNER ! The bullshit apparently still works !

no product will sell on intrgrity, thats for sure. word of mouth will only get you so far.
but look at BSN, they exploded out of nowhere the last 3 years.
nice labels, great tasting stuff. it also helps to have Coleman on the team...but when you look at contracts for athletes...
BSN probably spends 1/4 or less of what Muscletech does, and they're alot more popular these days for sure.

Muscletech's names are stupid yes...but i guess the guy in the lab-coat, posing to be a doctor has alot of persuasion on the tiny tits out there.
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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2008, 05:44:15 AM »
Silvio Samuel looks crosseyed  :-\

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Re: LOL @ Muscle Asylum
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2008, 05:51:36 AM »
Quote from: Meso_z on March 31, 2008, 05:58:29 AM
hahahahah, can you imagine in a gym from the one side the animal pack guys staring at the floor quietly and from the other the muscle asylum wannabes training like in the video.
You forgot the tapouters do "floor work" in the middle of the gym. ;D

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