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Islam is a religion of peace
« on: April 01, 2008, 04:38:06 AM »
April fools!
الاسلام هو شيطانية

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 04:49:37 PM »
Kill the infidel! Kill the infidel!

Islam is a religion of peace!!

What, you criticize mozlims? Jo criticize Islam? I must kill you. (and rape your wife).

Don't forget to behead him in front of his children to make sure you get your point across. After torturing him of course!

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 04:55:49 PM »
Yes!!

The religion of peace!!! Its a religion of peace!!!

(kill the infidel, chop off his head, stone his daughter, rape his wife, stone your close female family and to finish it all off: strap a bomb to yourself and kill a hundred people in the name of Allah before you harvest your 72 vigons in teh sky)!!

Yes!!

The religion of peace!!! Its a religion of peace!!!

That sounds peaceful to me. Apparently God advocates it, so it's alright!

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 04:57:38 PM »

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 05:14:48 PM »
Kill all knowledge!!! Kill all knowledge!!! The Whoran is the only source of knowledge!!!! Praise the WHoran!!!

I'm looking forward to the future Islamic police state that the USA will become!

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 05:17:07 PM »
Sharia Cops! Sharia Cops! Pork 4 death!! Pork 4 death!! Dirty dog!!

HAHAHAHAHA! If only. I had an amazing ham and cheese sandwich today. Couldn't live without it!

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 05:26:02 PM »
The rational Muslims would chop off your head for eating that ham and cheese sandwich, and then they would get their virgons!!! Praise Allah Praise Allahh kill the infidel!! The earth is flat!! All progress is bad!!! Protect your honor by killing the infidel!!!

My marketing book had a section about how an American businessman got banned from Saudi Arabia and his company blackmailed and banned from doing business in the kingdom because the presentation he had was inside a pig leather binder.

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 05:32:57 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!! And these people think they are going to take over the world with their "caliphate". Their chosen civilization would function so poorly with their backward non constructive non producing thinking that without some statistically unlikely "gift of oil", it would produce so little that they would either accept a stone age existence, starve to death or recieve King Abdulla of Saudi Arabias weekly expenses for hookers to run their country.

Bullshit. They would throw rocks at everything while screaming "Allah Akbar" and everything would work flawlessly.

I've already started narrowing my list of islamic names to change my name to for the eventual change!

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2008, 06:20:16 PM »
Well...

It must be understood that by peace Islam means submission, i.e. subjugation. When all are dead or of Islam, there will be peace. We Westerners tend to misundersstand their meaning of peace.
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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2008, 06:22:29 PM »
Well...

It must be understood that by peace Islam means submission, i.e. subjugation. When all are dead or of Islam, there will be peace. We Westerners tend to misundersstand their meaning of peace.

And this means that illiterate Ulla Abdulla with an IQ of 78 can tell you what to do, how to live your life and how to beat your wife up because he knows the truth better than you could ever know it (because he = an expert in the Quran)

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Re: Islam is a religion of peace
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2008, 06:55:39 PM »
And this means that illiterate Ulla Abdulla with an IQ of 78 can tell you what to do, how to live your life and how to beat your wife up because he knows the truth better than you could ever know it (because he = an expert in the Quran)

Exactly, though I would be generous and grant him a 80 on the IQ range.... ;D
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